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One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

clarisliadon

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

pointless-achievements

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

polishwave

Raz dostałem okresu na białe gacie 11 listopada

Prawdziwy akt patriotyzmu.

kataryniarka

chłop przelał krew za ojczyznę

grumpygryphon

mr-viwick

Go my phage

I just looove getting sick after being little bit more stressed than usual

#im not suited for all this adulting stuff #and my mother boldly stating: ur not autistic just any change in rutine and novelty makes you really upset and then sick #just dont be stressed so u wobt be ill #such a great advice but i have shit ton of exams and apparently fever after managing airport alone #its so fucking frustrating than i can do really anything and everything but then my body just decides thats too much #and decides that aching throat and unability to speak is absolutly something crucial for presentations and oral exams

cybermanes

Can I come over and be really disappointing

vamptits

they want you to make fried rice

memser

who is "they"

vamptits

the wok left

solongandthanksforallthefish42

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

glowcowboy

can i be your significant bother

writing-prompt-s

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

mothnem

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

madeofmanyfandoms

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

anoonzee

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

nobodyfamousposts

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.