Noot Noot

I have an unhealthy supernatural obsession

[haezel-art]

I gib u frög

[nootnootussy]

happy destiel day for all those who celebrate

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

[fairycosmos]

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

[durnesque-esque]

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

[queen-mihai]

And the "money doesn't buy happiness" thing is supposed to be AIMED AT RICH PEOPLE

Because the whole fucking point of it is that you're not gonna be any goddamn happier with ANOTHER million dollars

Fucking idiots

[nootnootussy]

"money doesn't buy happiness" but it feel better to cry in a merc than on a bike

[macgyvermedical]

In the 1700s, blood transfusion was used to treat psychosis. Oddly, sometimes it worked.

So a question for my followers: Give your best guess as to why this could have worked without looking it up.

I will answer tomorrow.

[macgyvermedical]

Answer: A particularly common form of psychosis occurred in the final stage of infection with syphilis. Syphilis is an uncommon bacteria in that is is extremely sensitive to temperature- so sensitive that a high fever greatly reduced or even eliminated infection with the bacteria. In fact, once quinine became available to treat malaria, which caused repeated high fevers, intentional infection with malaria was used to cure syphilis, which would then be treated with quinine. But in the 1700s, they (Europeans, at least) didn't have quinine yet.

So how did a blood transfusion treat syphilis? Well, in the 1700s, blood transfusions were not done with human blood- they were done with animal blood, usually lamb or calf blood. Since biblically calf or lamb blood was pure and contributed to the sweet nature of the animals, it was thought that if given to someone who was experiencing paranoia and hallucinations, the psychotic symptoms would decrease. This was not the case.

The amounts were usually small enough that the person didn't die. But it did cause frequent transfusion reactions. These reactions frequently caused high fevers, which treated the syphilis and helped decrease the symptoms caused by it.

[colorlessjay]

I'm not sure how you welcome certain tropes (you're free to ignore this if you don't share the same mindset, no worries), but imagine an AU where destiel hockey x skater relationship. Castiel could be the skater and Dean, the hockey player. Imagining the cliche slippery 🥁 (PUN INTENDED) beginnings like them having to share the same place for them to practice and not respect eachothers boundaries. But them over time they start to get to like each other. For me, esthetically, it is a little pleasing

SIGH

Yeah alright I'll bite

On Ice AU

Sam and Dean are Hockey Players for the Kansas Hunters, and are sent to Russia to play against the opposing team

Before the big game, their Coach booked an ice rink for them to practice at, but because of scheduling, the players have to share the rink with an ice skating class

A class hosted by a soon-to-be retired Skater, Castiel Novak

Tensions rise as Dean, their wild card, doesn't adhere to the agreed-upon 'line' drawn in the ice to separate the Skating Class from the Hockey practice

And when Castiel confronts Dean directly about it, only to be met with playful jabs and borderline masogenistic takes on Ice Skating, he gets his ass handed to him on the ice. To which he only doubles down because there's something about getting Castiel riled up that makes him very happy

Cue their enemies to friends, to potential allies, to lovers' journey as Dean learns to get over his toxic masculinity mindset and find strength and beauty in ice skating, while Castiel grows an appreciation and admiration for Dean's quick wit, bravery, and love towards everyone else around him

Do with this as you will

[pbeeanjay]

get smote idiot

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[top-secret-replier]

hmm

[wailingthistle]

I just love Sir Hop-A-Lot

[marspumpkin]

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

[qvir]

I can definitely see Dean mocking Sam for learning sign language, "Finally learning how to move your fingers to please your girl, Sammy?" etc etc

But he actually thinks it's really cute and is excited about them. And maybe one day watching Sam practicing his skills, he gets an idea.

So he loses himself in the library to the point that everyone in the bunker is worried, "Did he make a deal?"

And then one morning he makes coffee, hands one to Castiel with a "Morning Sunshine" in butchered enochian, and it's all worth it to see the angel turn red and speechless.

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[official-boob-posts]

I definitely have that post somewhere , I didn’t know it had been flagged

[the-haiku-bot]

I definitely

have that post somewhere , I didn’t

know it had been flagged

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shutupmerlin]

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

[shutupmerlin]

Honestly this just added 10 years to my life

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

This user WOULD survive in Australia.

[batshit-auspol]

Trying to parse what was going on in that first post was a wild ride.

With the powers vested in us by the Prime Minister following us on twitter - we hereby certify this post Officially Batshit™️.

[the-haiku-bot]

Trying to parse what

was going on in that first

post was a wild ride.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nootnootussy]

I love my country

[nexusmonstrum]

// WILDLIFE SMP SPOILERS

ZombieCleo and her zombies!!!

[dancin-closer-to-the-edge]

@mumbojumbo-fanblog look it’s your wet cat dad in the back

[yue-station]

W!NCEST DNI !!!!!!!

[sandandtears]

crowley x dean goes so hard i fear. i am a sucker for toxic old man yaoi. ESPECIALLY with the fact that while this happening Castiel is worried about him.

s10 ep1

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

[undeadhousewife]

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[egberts]

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death