Shhh, they haven't noticed yet....

Lol who reads headings?

[goodoldfashionednerd]

Oh Claudia, my poor, poor bab- (remembering all of her problems stem from the fact that she's constantly infantilized) grown ass adult woman

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

this was funnier in my head

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[queenklu]

so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[sabertoothwalrus]

Favorite letter?

lower case cursive f

[sabertoothwalrus]

is cursive lower case f the most fuckable letter

what the FUCK are you talking about

yes

no it’s ___

Voting ended onMar 27

[sabertoothwalrus]

you get me

[sabertoothwalrus]

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[rosemaryslullaby]

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[dogpuppy]

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[pinene]

Why are we forgetting the old texts

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[turing-tested]

there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

[thefirstpaleontologist]

pov: you are a piece of shiny plastic

[lakevida]

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

[happy-side15]

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

[lakevida]

rub it in why don't you

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this