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ashfluenze

this was so sweet man him reassuring her from afar and tearing up :/

mumbledbeginnings

FOR FUCKS SAKE MELANIE

vampirefabio

I miss you. I don’t think you use this account anymore but..yeah.

Hope you’re well my dear

Sending you all the love and big hugs.

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opened tumblr for the first time in YEARS bc i was curious and i happened to find this!!

i’m sure i’ve missed you too!! DM me and we can chat pookie!!

#i rlly don’t open tumblr all that often #but here’s to hoping i’ll see if you dm me lol

cocainejuul

Hell yeah brother

amygdalae

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

armengoldira

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

revretch

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

i-say-ok

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

sandersstudies

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

sandersstudies

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

sandersstudies

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

sandersstudies

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

digidiskette

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

zathorn

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

what-even-is-thiss

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

what-even-is-thiss

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

what-even-is-thiss

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

rosesforwildwitches

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

creative-anchorage

emmaklee

dduane

The kind of thing a good coder wouldn't mind seeing on their tombstone:

DEGRADED GRACEFULLY

jeanjauthor

Finally, a truly useful flashlight design! Because even just some light from one or two functional batteries is better than having not enough batteries to even close the circuit! Plus, if the contacts corrode at one spot and you don’t have the time & means to clean it, you can still get light out of the thing!

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spocksbestfriend-deactivated202

Here’s a shoutout to these ICONIC and badass lesbian pigeons for beating up male pigeons and refusing to conform to heterosexuality.

kaijuno

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl