Sigh

[iguanamouth]

something about memories

[nothing-left-unsaid]

Reblogging this so I can stop scrambling to find it every time I need it. And if you read this, I see your echoes.

[souljor]

[lovequenterius-deactivated20221]

This is raw af ✨

[nothing-left-unsaid]

I love the dynamics that he has, and that come from his switching registers. I want that type of control...

[lapilazulis]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[prokopetz]

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

[soimpotent]

[midnavidalia]

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

[lesbian-moon-gf]

this made me feel better

[cosmic-noir]

😺

[feminismandhappiness]

I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is

[fydisneymisfits]

[beedirect]

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

[antauri-the-hadozee]

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

[mrbluechalk]

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

[ohcarararara]

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

[stylindamnson-deactivated201407]

I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

[chaylattes]

SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR

[mad-hattress-deactivated2018080]

I seriously cannot be the only person who knows that it’s Creme DA la Creme a la Edgar.

[sickfuture]

Verified journalist ✅

[yeahiwasintheshit]

FUCK

[wilwheaton]

The thing is, if you delete your history, it doesn’t matter. You’re only deleting a local copy of the information your ISP is now legally allowed to collect about you, hold as long as they want, and share with anyone, for profit, without your consent.

The only way to combat this right now is to install and enable https Everywhere, tell your browser to ignore non-encrypted traffic, and use a VPN service that you trust.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[adamjk]

[mokapot]

LGBT:

LASAGNA! GARFIELD’S BELOVED TREAT ✨️‍🌈️‍🌈❤💛💚💙❤💛💚💙️‍🌈️‍🌈✨

[kombuchakween]

Honestly one of my fave posters at a Women’s March

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[manganow]

Pikachu, OMG!!!

[surprisebitch]

SICKENING

[tastefullyoffensive]

[believe-in-laughter-deactivated]

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

[zombified-sourpatch-kid]

What in the actual fuck?

[fueledbyfantasy]

*slow clap*

[cultono]

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

[rahmagical]

serious mind fuck

[mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis]

Fuuuuqqqq

[captain-aprilham-lincoln]

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

[fuckyeahnicci]

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

[nothing-left-unsaid]

Just Another Waste of Talent

My homework piles up, hidden in my pack. My back is behind me, so I say, “Don't worry about that” I leave the assignments till the minute before, and when I get that low grade I don’t care anymore. I don’t want to practice piano or cards, I just spend my time lying in bed, or on Mars. Youtube videos can take me away for a while, or I can play League and believe I’m a child. I can start a project, the day that it’s given, and stare at it until it rots over, bedridden. It isn’t depression, not even I can buy that, I’ts more like im too lazy to get off my ass. Maybe I don’t have anybody, to motivate me, When it’s only parents who want my college degree. I laugh at my future, ignored friends, and past, Look at all my regrets and my dead tabby cat. I wouldn’t want me in a college, and just because i’m a talent, Doesn’t mean a shit when I can’t keep my goals in balance. Somedays I agree with ideas of death, but I long ago saw my exodus would be a huge fucking mess. I can’t run away or hide from my problems, so I sit here and look at the ways I could solve them. To try is simple, but I avoid it everyday, Saying "I just didn’t do it" is much funner to say. I wonder if anybody will ever care to promote, somebody who only does the bare minimum before he goes broke. Don’t compliment me on my brain when I waste it. Save your time and go find somebody else. I don’t care about my life to make myself better. I just want the best for others and hope they’ll be greater. -Pablo 12/6/16 10:25

[setheverman]

music genre: video game

[as-warm-as-choco]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

me when i fall inty hole an a strange man pulls on me wee legs: mleh