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248. Dick Grayson's first kiss was Barbara Gordon; his first time having sex was with Koriand'r; his first time giving a blowjob was for Roy Harper; and his first time getting fucked was by Wally West. Suffice to say, Dick Grayson loves himself some redheads, in all shapes, sizes, and genders. (It's only natural, after all, his first wet dream centered around all four redheads dominating him.) Submitted Anonymously
Psst. Are you on hiatus, or just without headcanons to post?
Hiatus. I have a few headcanons in reserve but not many. Will probably come back properly when the Titans TV show hits I reckon lol
Hello! Do you do shout outs? If not, I completely understand, but if so, would it be ok to get a shout out so I can get help kick starting my blog? Thank you for your time!
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“Here is a teen titans imagines/oneshot blog for all of your guilty pleasures. My admin name is Lyn, and I welcome you to the blog. NSFW/SFW is all welcome, and any and all chatter is as well. Confess your wildest fantasies, allow me to write what your deepest secret is, and let your dreams come true. All of these are reader inserts. No exceptions.”
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This seemed pertinent to share with all ye :)
Just realized 243 was the ask I sent you and it was one when you question the purpose of this blog 🤣
We live in chaos this blog has spiralled into the void.
Headcanon 243
247. The first time  Killer Frost and  Deathstorm fucked on Earth-2, they both discovered she was a squirter.
 What did she squirt?
 Liquid nitrogen.
Submitted by @headcanons-galore69
246. Becoming Poison Ivy’s lover was tricky due to her dangerous skin, and mortally dangerous kiss. Through Pam’s research, and careful “experiments” the two perfected some means by which Harley could safely touch and be touched by Pam anywhere on, and in, her body.
The antidote, ointment, or genetic modification (no one but them really knows how it works) is just a rumour even for the few heroes and villains who have heard of it, but a coveted one at that. Many would love the ability to safely touch the infamous Poison Ivy, for good or ill.
Safe to say there isn’t a square inch of each’s body that hasn’t been thoroughly explored by the other’s fingers and tongue. Over their complicated relationship, their lesbian exploits have left no doubt about its effectiveness.
As a practical upshot, the small amount of early trial and error involved has now made Harley an expert in treating poison ivy rashes and similar reactions.
Submitted Anonymously, and by NSFWDCHeadcanons
Anon said it was inspired by either this or this post about Ivy having a shrubby pubic bush. Originally was a one-sentence submission that was too simple to accept. Hence almost all of this is my own expansion on the idea that Harley is “an expert at treating poison ivy rashes for anyone who's had a night with poison ivy “ Â
245. Super Sexuals Anonymous
Many of DC’s most physically powerful heroes & meta humans (e.g. Superman, Powergirl, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Big Barda, Starfire, Martian Manhunter, Wonder Girl, Superboy, etc.) are members of the exclusive and secretive club SSA (Super Sexuals Anonymous). It was originally founded by the Superman and Big Barda, after an encounter with an intergalactic “porno” director brainwashed them in to making arguably the most watched adult video in galactic history.
The experience, while embarrassing in the extreme at the time, soon led to the realisation that they’d both had the most incredibly satisfying sex all their years spent on Earth. While both heroes have long term romantic partners, the situation illuminated that they didn’t engage with them sexually in the fullest sense, for fear of injuring them.
Over the following months and years, Supes and Barda continued to see each other in secret (at what was once was a mountain range, now a very deep valley on the far side of the Moon) far from the eyes of the Watch Tower. In time, other Metas began to take notice of all the time the two spent together, notably Wonder Woman and Manhunter. Upon discovering the secret liaisons, they surprisingly asked to join in, as they too struggled to find real sexual satisfaction with the fragile lovers of Earth.
As time went by, new members either discovered the group or were invited by older members outright, to join them in a secret love palace (constructed with a mix of Kryptonian & Amazonian technologies, accessible only with the right Boom Tube coordinates) built deep in a valley nestled on the dark side of the Moon, where the greatest of Earth’s defenders take part in orgies of epic proportions and test the limits of sexual experimentation.
Submitted by @comicfan44
Guys.
This is somehow inspired by actual DC canon.
A mind controlled Superman and Big Barda were in process of filming a fucking porno, in something DC COMICS PUBLISHED. This. Is. A thing. Action Comics #592 and #593 [SOURCE]
You get a lot of weird headcanons...
headcanons by their nature are weird.
What happened to the nsfw blog? I cant seem to find it
https://nsfwdcheadcanons.tumblr.com/
244. Many years after Donna joined their team, the Titans realized Damian had become less of a jerk to everyone, especially Garfield. Unknown to them, at least for a while, it was because Damian found himself quite eager to take Garfield's 10 inch cock.
It started when one day, when Damian walked in on Garfield in the shower, stroking himself. Damian, who was dealing with his budding sexuality and the realization he liked checking guys out instead of girls, couldn't stop staring at it. Garfield joked and told himÂ
to quit staring..."unless you want to touch it." Mistaking his joke for invitation, Damian began stroking his cock, the two ending up making out as Garfield fingered him to orgasm. That night, Damian and Garfield fucked for hours.
They stayed secret until one day, they got too frisky in the kitchen and Garfield bent his lover over the counter. The entire team walked in on them. They haven't gotten caught since, but they are open, and often Damian will relax on Garfield's lap, before they retire to their room to fuck like rabbits.
Submitted Anonymously
243.
"Good morning Dick."
"Good morning Starfire."
“Good morning dick."
"Why did you say it again?"
"I was saying it to both of you."
(Continuation of Headcanon 86)
Submitted Anonymously
What happened to this blog.
242. During the first dance at their wedding Raven whispered into Beast Boy’s ear “Don’t drink too much tonight. We might be married, but I am not yours until you cum inside my mouth, pussy and in my ass” They both disappeared right after they cut the cake to start their honeymoon.
Submitted by @serrj215
Oh.
241. Tamaraneans heal in sunlight. Minor exposures include aches and pains, including sexual ones from a night of rough/energetic/prolonged sex. There's an unspoken side benefit that females benefit from, in that the size/width of their pussies will be the same when they're sexually mature, and stay that way for the rest of their lives, no matter what. Decades later, after 4 kids with Dick, Starfire is still as tight as when she was a virgin.
Submitted Anonymsouly
240. Whenever Raven wakes up Beast Boy with the scent of Mangos and a blowjob, he knows he is in for a wild ride that day. And the ride is called Anal Wednesday.
Submitted by @queen-who-slay
Wait “Mangos”???
239. Cisco’s powers have inadvertently giving him godly fingering skills. He’s basically the Podrick of the DC universe.
Submitted Anonymously
(Yes Podrick from Game of Thrones)
238. Condiment King dresses up his erection as a hot dog before his partner fellates him.Â
(no I am NOT sorry)
Submitted  by @modredrum
Well that’s it folks this is it. I still can’t believe this motherfucking character even exists it’s too fucking glorious. I can’t say it’s implausible and I hate this with all my being but also simultaneously love it and feed off the pain please help.
*edit*
THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S NAME IS MITCHELL MAYO I’M SCREAMING
237. A particular quirk of Black Canary’s powers is that she can also vibrate her whole throat harmlessly. It didn’t take long for one of them to come up with the idea, and now Ollie loves it when she deepthroats him uses the ability. Unfortunately for Ollie, it’s only for “special occasions”, as Dinah’s gag-reflex is fairly sensitive.
Submitted Anonymously
