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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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not sure tumblr knows what's "for me" anymore tbh
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you can’t fucking do this to me
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Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.
Why room so messy, question? Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
what even is the theme for this year’s met
Perfectly nonsensical. I hope someone goes balls swangin
ask and you shall receive.
Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O
Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O
Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans
#we would create an entire new astrology system about it#spoinglology
Grace, watching the eridian children develop a whole astrology-esque personality typing system based around what colour they are: oh god what have I done
anyway ppl mentioning synesthesia in the notes so i suggest to you: Grace explaining to fascinated Eridians that deep sounds are 'dark coloured' and high sounds are 'light coloured'
Grace: so red is hot
Rocky: ok
Grace: and blue is cold
Rocky: ok
Rocky: why?
Grace: I. I'm not really sure.
#ok thats fire and ice/water obviously
Rocky: so fire is red?
Grace: well no it's usually more orange
Rocky: and ice is blue
Grace: well kinda? it usually looks clear or white
Rocky: this is bullshit
LMFAO
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.
I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.
i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK
grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?
I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo
Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.
they used to let kids have real fun
There's an xkcd for that :3
Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.
It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal
Based of the THIS skit by Thomas Sanders.
Happy Mer-May to all who celebrate!
I actually drew it guys. And perhaps I might have a treat for the end of May 👀
Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.
That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…
Me watching this video
Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.
The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?
I read an article on a scientific paper about how whales got so big.
As I remember it, normally the more cells you have the greater the statistical chance that one of them will develop cancer and kill you. It forms an upper limit on size, at least for mammals (I think, its late).
But one or more of the genes that allows whales to hold their breath for a crazy amount of time also controls the mechanism for cells developing cancer.
So by evolving the ability to live in an anerobic state for hours at a time they coincidentally found the means of growing so fucking huge.