The Muckity Muck™️

mostly newsies

[nxwsboys]

nicknames

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Reginald: Number 6 has tentacles allowing him to kill several men at once. We should nickname him-

Luther: Dead.

Reginald: -The Horror

Luther:

Reginald:

Klaus (from across the room): bentacles

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

They tell the truth

[nxwsboys]

Newsies as thing my friends have said pt. 2!

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Albert: i had a wet dream last night

Romeo: oooohh who was it about?

Albert: ....jack

Davey: you only have wet dreams about people you’re attracted to

Race: i had a wet dream about danny devito once

Davey: i rest my case

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Katherine: what’s stopping me from ripping my shirt off and making out with sarah

Jack: nothing. what’s stopping you from eating a cinder block?

Race: well if that’s the case, then what’s stopping you from eating a cathedral?

Jack: nothing. you’d be the first man to eat a cathedral though

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*sees a commercial of someone washing a baby duck*

Jack: look they’re killing the duck!

Davey: no

Jack: what do they have against the duck?

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*sees a bird in a tree*

Spot: look at that monkey

the newsies playing concentration as a group: it’s the game of concentration no repeats or hesitations starting with the topic of...

Jojo: INFECTIOUS DISEASES

Spot, immediately: SYPHILIS

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Elmer: kj apa isn’t hot

Race: you know what? fuck you.

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[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

T̼̦H̡͚̫̿Ę̮̜͜ ̲D͕̰Ḁ͒ͬY̶̮͛̀̈ ̶̳͈̕͞I͢ ̬͈ͫ͞D̷͇͢O͕ ̵̡̮̲́N̡̼̎O͏Tͦͤ̒̈͠ ̟̯͘͞ Ŗͧͮ̀ÈͥBΙ̙̙̉҉L̺Ơ̽͠Gͪ ͒T̕͠H̵̿ͪIͪS͉̤̭ ̀̿͟I̸̋͑̀S̸҉ͥ͘͘ ̵̢̤̈́͝T̜̙̊̎H͈͍̘͌͢Ë̛̳͖̟ ͉̦̀̋D͍́̕͟Ā͞Y̦҉̶ͮ̒ ͊Iͤ’̙ͥ̋͟M̞͏ͩͤ҉ ̱ B̐Ι̿U̷̓R̥ͤ̈́͋I̻ͭ͗̕̕E̽͜D̢͉̠ ̷̌ͥ̀S̵͇ͩI̔X̦́̐̈́ͮ ̨̯̰ͥͫF̨̝̮͊É̗̯̕E͌̈́̕Ṫ̖͏͕̔ ̪̻̗̥U̹ͯN̵̺D̤̄̍Ë̴R̾ͩ҉̜ ̼̀̆

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[heallbeecat]

GOOD POST

[delightfullytinyme]

🙌🙌

[incorrect-musicals]

Rich: In honor of bisexual awareness week, be aware of me.

Rich: Pay attention to me.

Rich: Look at me. I’m amazing.

[incorrectdearevanhansen]

At a sleepover

Jared: Oh, by the way, I talk in my sleep

Evan: Oh, yeah, that’s fine

(Later)

Jared, asleep: Fuck you Evan, you ugly motherfucking turtle looking piece of shit looking-

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[nxwsboys]

lemme get uhhhhh,,,,love and appreciation for christine canigula?????

[cis-but-2-ene]

I can’t stop laughing

(video)

[probablyperce]

REBLOG THIS AND MESSAGE ME IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE THINGS

-If you like

-Dear Evan Hansen

-Be More Chill

-Hamilton

-Heathers

-Newsies

-Any musicals

-Percy Jackson

-Supernatural

-Sherlock

-Voltron

-Fanfiction

-Writing/being an author

-Miraculous Ladybug: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

-Dan Howell and Phil Lester

-Marvel or DC

-Theatre!

(oh and guys go follow Turtle Binch)

[frostylong]

y’all thought the bom score was wild

well let me introduce you to

the bmc score

[thewickedverkaiking]

stay tuned, kids at home!

[helplessalmosthopeless]

*banging pots and pans together* IT’S NATIONAL CHRISTINE CANIGULA APPRECIATION DAY

[guy-with-the-crown-deactivated2]

Squip making robot noises in ‘The Pitiful Childern’

Reblog if you agree

[manicmartyr-deactivated20250904]

so people say michael’s got two moms because of the line “my mothers would be proud” …. to which i say, why stop at two?

[jeremells]

he’s so cute big love

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[summerhatern1]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”