Few canvases Iâve recently done
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Few canvases Iâve recently done
what ominous form could a cursed item take that would absolutely trick you into picking it up. for me it's definitely an old doll or a button-down vest
This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..
This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form
there is no way to predict how this video will go
I have been reduced to tears
The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like âthis is how engineers swat fliesâ and now I canât stop watching.
Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day Iâve been looking for this thing for WEEKS
This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times
howtobasic but he doesnât give up and throw eggsÂ
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like âgel manipulationâ and âusing dust along w/ your fighting styleâ
Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.
Animancy and Supernatural Immunity. That actually sounds pretty cool.
Treasure Detection and Astral Bridging funk yes
Alien Bludgeon Construction and Yellow Lightning Manipulation
a buncha shit
we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations
holy shit
Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.
Task 1: You are being kept in a lake on the palace grounds. Encourage the other nobles enjoying these same palace grounds to let your captor know that this was a bad idea.
Task 2: You are now being kept in the dungeons. While a situation much more befitting your status and abilities, itâs cramping your style a bit by preventing you from biting your captor in the ass. Break out of the dungeon, making it unfit for use as a dungeon on your way out.
Task 3: You have escaped into the kitchens, and the servants are preparing a feast for the ball tonight. You donât think there needs to be a feast tonight, do you?
Task 4: You have gotten upstairs to where the bedchambers are; there are many guests staying here, and they all have so many lovely things. Back when you were a princess you often wished to shred uncomfortable dresses, throw pinchy shoes down the privy, and borrow jewels that werenât your own. Have fun now.
Task 5: Youâve found your captorâs secret chambers with all his magic stuff. Somewhere in here is a spell that will let you change from swan to human at will. While youâre finding that, thereâs a whole lot of other stuff here that could be fucked up, with entertaining results.
Task 6: Your captor is holding a ball where your beloved is going to be stolen from you. You donât see any reason for this ball to proceed as planned, do you? Look at all the pretty candles and all this nice flammable shit, for starters. Also, bite your captor in the ass.
Bonus: The ballroom is filled with people of all appearances, races, shapes, sizes, types. Nobody is identified except the wicked sorcerer. You can choose anyone to be your beloved, and declaring your love to them will open the royal wedding end scene.
Double Bonus: If somebody objects at your wedding, you can turn into a swan and melee-fight their ass right there in the aisle. You can then turn human again and strut your ass back to your beloved, who is in utter awe of your shapeshifting and ass-kicking abilities alike.
Hi, guys! Not very used to speak about my life in online spaces, but Iâll try For a year now I have been struggling with my other health problems and when I seem to have finished with all of this, a new misfortune immediately fell. Unfortunately, at the fall, something went wrong and it all began to fall apart rapidly. In short, I have been suffering from pains in my limbs. Quite high level pains, and what is even worse - the pain is not relieved by painkillers. I have never been in a state of continuous pain for several months and this has affected my life badly. I have been struggling so very hard to keep my head above water. In such a state of fear and panic, my main focus has been on survival. The medical tests were expensive and it took away almost all my money savings. I tried to work as hard as I could, but itâs very hard to work with pain. Still, I managed to finish all the commissions on time, thanks to everyone who commissioned me! I am better than earlier - but it is slow going. My partner helps me pay rent and mortgage, but now we faced another problem - our she-hamster got sick. Now we need money for her treatment. Thatâs why Iâm asking for help. I canât handle paying my medical bills, paying medical bills for my pet and paying the mortgage at the same time and in such trying time. You can commission me traditional art or custom adopts, or bye my currently available adopts, or consider support me through Kofi:Â https://ko-fi.com/A06330CM
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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itâs by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itâs Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farâŠfarâŠ.worse.
Sorry, Iâm about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it âmakes the unseen seen.â
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyâre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherâs hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donât ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheâll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnât just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childâs drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheâs much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineâs life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherâs) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnât afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said âoh I was terrified I just didnât want to tell my momâ.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherâs daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said âyou canât seriously expect this to be published as a childrenâs book.â So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said âThey love it and they werenât scared at all. Iâll take it to Harper Childrenâs.â
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeâs youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said âI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.â
So, yes.
This website can be toxic at times, but the fact that people can just tag Neil Gaiman to get his input, like a sorcerer invoking a benevolent spirit, is definitely a bright spot.
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I know⊠long time no posting-
Iâve erased a lot of the things here so I can make it my main blog! As well make room for more content too since I havenât been on tumblr for so long! My new ninjago blog is https://lego-lounge.tumblr.com/ !
This is @Odyssey-Julius & Digital-sparkz blog for Ninjago, to reblog art, writing, and post our own...
Since I have the new lego blog, my main account will mainly be for memes, art, and etc! Iâm always still open to dms and the ask box though! Itâs nice to be back on tumblr again!