Salazar's Realm

"A good book is an event in my life." — Sthendal.

[cestvibe]

[ghostcradle]

fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

[thesunthief]

The Amour of Armor.

Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.

[saxophonic]

[source]

[abelhaplanta]

The artist is Jennifer Hom! On the link there is their site as well another art pieces.

[science]

[truthsearum]

Huh

[hockeylvr42]

The fish tank is filled with a gas called sulfur hexaflouride, which is more dense than air. This gas is so dense you can actually fill a fish tank with it and then put an aluminum foil boat on top of it to give the impression that the boat is floating. He then scoops some of the heavier gas out of the fish tank and pours it into the boat. The boat fills up with the heavier air, and sinks to the bottom

[bando--grand-scamyon]

The hell

[palansamusa-deactivated20211003]

Science is just witchcraft that can be explained… No one can tell me any different.

[netherstray]

Gases act like liquids but the molecules are spread out further than liquids so we generally can’t see them or feel them. But they move like liquids.

[englishproblems]

[redefiningthirtysomething]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

[sorrynotsorrybi]

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, it’s a thing…

[sushinfood]

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

[ironwoman359]

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[mi1f]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

margaret atwood was right

[spearmint-milkshake]

The rest of the article is worse, including pearls of wisdom such as:

“my ob-gyn advised me to schedule an induced labor, which helps to kick-start contractions … That gave me about five days to obsess over my beauty routine and what to pack in my hospital bag. And obsess I did. First matter of business: book a manicure and pedicure. If you have a scheduled birth like I did, a prehospital mani/pedi is important on so many levels. My freshly painted nails helped me feel put-together and polished”

“If you’re not having a scheduled birth, make sure your nails are always done and keep your preferred polish in your hospital bag in case you need a quick touch-up.” (because nail polish fumes are great for a newborn baby, right?)

“I did a quick blow-dry and started to feel light cramps in my stomach. I had a feeling the contractions were about to start, but I powered through and did my makeup the same way I do it every day.”

“After getting an epidural, I wasn’t really thinking about my beauty routine anymore.” GEE, I WONDER WHY

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

This is so appalling why are women forced to do this like you’re going to shit yrself in front of a room full of medical professionals your entire body is going to be bruised from pushing a human out of your vagina. Why must we be pressured to perform femininity during labor. No one cares about your face everyone is paying way more attention to your vulva, which is stretching to accommodate at least six pounds of person sliding out of your uterus…!

Who broke these women

[watermelinoe]

but this is innate :) there’s no outside pressure on women to be beautiful no matter what :) it’s her choice :) :) :) if it makes her feel good it’s empowering :)) i’ve given thousands of dollars to sephora

[badjokesbyjeff]

So my twin brother called me from prison

He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”

[kriosv]

Jeff, we talked about your username.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Cos you’re F-I-Ne.

Slytherin: I still love you like I loved you yesterday.

Ravenclaw: Did you just quote MCR?

Slytherin: It was the most chemical reply I could come up with.

[filmgifs]

Grace Kelly in Rear Window (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[smalltownboymp3]

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Shortly after this, Colbert said to her, “I can’t understand what you’re saying when you say it, but even if you didn’t have a translator I would follow you to a cult compound and never leave” and tbh same

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

a handful of french billionaires have pledged 600+ million euros for Notre Dame in less than 12 hours. let that put into perspective how easily billionaires could end world hunger, poverty, lack of access to healthcare/clean water/education but choose not to. 600+ million in twelve hours from just 3 people

[recommend]

Photos that look like real life glitches (x)

[earthstory]

The difference between a good photograph and a National Geographic photograph is often just a slight shift in perspective. Sometimes a ladder is really inexpensive tool (less so in my case, since I had to fly it to the remote Indian Ocean atoll of Aldabra) to obtain a different point of view. This proved to be the case on assignment for @natgeo in Seychelles a few years ago, when the ladder helped me create the opening image for this story. I have posted that particular photograph before, but I will post it again tomorrow for reference. Aldabra has the highest concentration of blacktip reef sharks I have ever experienced. The sheer abundance of sharks there is completely out of this world. At low tide they congregate in a small lagoon on a reef flat where a brisk current bathes them in cooler well oxygenated water. They avoid the deeper water off the reef edge where bigger sharks may prey on them. Time lapse video by my assistant and talented videographer @ottowhitehead

thomaspeschak

[bunjywunjy]

“HEY! HEY HUMAN, HEY! TAKE OUR PICTURE TAKE OUR PICTURE!!!!”

[somnolenttt]

Heres the photo he took while on the ladder

[bunjywunjy]

SO MANY GOOD BOYS