I’m old!

officalverse-tournaments-offical

my goat @offical-gerson

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @offical-gerson into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

I’m old! And ready to win!

hey kitten.. *grabs you by the balls* I thought I told you not to talk to other males... what? *my grip tightens* it didn't mean anything..? *rips off your balls* didn't I tell you not to lie to the alpha pookie? that's what I thought... good them...

thebetterant-offical

what the fuck does this mean

archangel-raphael-offical

I THOUGHT I BURNED THIS POST WHAT

I have many questions as to the definitions of various words in this post. Shall I use the Google to define them?

archangel-gabriel-offical

RAPHAEL STEP AWAY FROM THE SEARCH ENGINE

RAPH NO RAPH YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW THESE ONES OKAY RAPH

GO LOOK UP ANOSOGNOSIA OKAY THATS A FUN ONE JUST DO NOT LOOK UP THE WORDS IN SANTAS ORIGINAL POST

abel-official

2 things

1. DONT GOOGLE THAT

2. Santa?

archangel-gabriel-offical

oh yeah thats what we call her its all cool

IT IS NOT 'ALL COOL' GABRIEL

ATOP CALLING ME SANTA

I’m old!

im older :3

Nice ta see another old head like me on this here website!

whitenailpolishoffical

NOTES GAME

100 notes: I will draw myself

250 notes: I will reveal my 'gender'

500 notes: I will release the first 1 chapter of my zebra polish fanfic

1000 notes: I will paint my nails black (irl)

5000 notes: I will write, finish, and release the zebra polish fanfic

10,000 notes: I will kiss @blacknailpolishoffical

green means go! yellow means soon! red means stopped!

I’m old!

sexyronaldreagan-official

It is Slutty Sunday. Remember to be Slutty today!

coquettethatcher-official

or you could honor God on the sabbath. if you wanted

nixon-official

THANK YOU! Finally SOMEONE on this Godforsaken hellsite who respects THE LORD'S DAY!!!! ✝️🙏

official--eve

I asked my dad and he said it's slutty Sunday

I personally think any holiday is a good holiday,just as long as ya don’t force it onto others who don’t wanna celebrate!

I'm gonna call you a slur!!

... uh....... uhm...

S-Stupid.

Not cool.

but how old?

Pretty old,if I may say!

You’re old

Yes I am!

vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical-d

Bread

We making a sandwich?

Ok ill bite

Bread butter

Open tags @crow-offical @villain-offical

villain-offical

Spiders

@supervillain-offical @hell-offical (+Open tags)

supervillain-offical

Thanks for the tag!

Pineapple pizza.

@supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical @superhero-offical @the-pineapple-offical @pizza-offical @tophat-offical + open tags

the-pineapple-offical

Dnakes

@villain-official is the only one who knows this ref/hehehe

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@grey-sloan-memorial-offical

@boring-big-wet-toad-offical

@james-offical

@aceofpans

@snottom

@snom-offical

@water

@watermelon-offical

|the ultra gay gang @king-of-oreo

james-offical

Raw pancake batter

@tea-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @gimkit-offical @gaster-wd @goblin-offical @wallgoblin-offical @shark-albert-offical

gaster-wd

👌︎🕆︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎👍︎🕆︎🏱︎💧︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @feminism-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical

bigshot-offical

[[Kromer]]

@invadermo0no @im-old @tv-time-offical @the-living-cage @adorable-fluffy-boi @delta-soul-offical

the-living-cage

My soul [@delta-soul-offical]

Or just

Moss I guess

@peppermintnoelle @ask-angel-and-soul @michael-phone-offical @mike-is-a-cat @kris-eatz-moss +open tag

mike-is-a-cat

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶

(My music notes that I lost)

🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵

(Maybe then I'll find them..)

@tv-time-offical @tvt1me @michael-phone-offical @jongler-pronouns-daily

michael-phone-offical

TV dinner, since the boss rarely gets to eats them and I think he would likes it.

@offical-gerson @is-it-jongler-juesday @lame-guy-offical @cool-guy-offical + anyones else who want to join.

I’ll be bringing some simple slices of tomato’s,since this sammich is pretty chaotic!

@queer-offical @whale-offical @offical-verse-games-offical @zeus-offical and other young folks who wanna contribute!

nonbinary-homo-offical

Reblog if you’re a nonbinary homo

Or a homo

Or a nonbinary

Or if ur offical

nonbinary-homo-offical

Reblog if you’re a nonbinary homo

Or a homo

Or a nonbinary

Or if ur offical

My good man Gerson, there seems to be a very common misspelling in your handle, as it reads "official", not "offical". When you have the time, please rectify this grievous mistake

Yours sincerely

@torture-offical

Oh,why thanks boy! Seems I had rushed through.