dovewich (like a sandwitch)

She/Her 20s | Icon by me | Crazy bird lady, the coolest pigeon on the block

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

one million babies are hungry and screaming. i wish i could take care of them all and keep them warm

[mellifexfarm]

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

[lesser-flamingo]

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

[tredlocity]

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[yellow-cat]

witness her

[yellow-cat]

i see y’all appreciating her so have some more

[yellow-cat]

more! more!

[yellow-cat]

ok but i’m gonna run out of funny pictures soon

[pearlwingdraws]

Kind of enraptured by her

[frraum]

mood: Kyoko

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[asexxxualauthor]

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

[the-haiku-bot]

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[curlicuecal]

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

[squiddy-ink-s]

Kris cross applesauce

[nanakaiseedling]

The Susie Prize

[ketchp-rat]

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why dis 🐐 so mad

[reigobun]

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !

[ozempicofficial]

[eternally-dentheaded]

[shieldfoss]

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah