your favorite ignorant slut's favorite ignorant slut

im a bitch im a lover im a child im a mother

[outofcontextdiscord]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

[dcgritty]

ryan leonard, fighting back tears: and like, it was the two of us, and he went to the show before me which was fine except then he went and got a new best friend and like, all the media is just the two of them and he’s probably, like, in love with him even though he said it would always be me and—

dylan strome, holding a cigarette and trying to pretend he’s not choking: first—coughs—fuck, sorry, first time?

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[sergeifyodorov]

My worst nightmare is that no nhl player ever comes out and we just kinda have to live like this forever. My second worst nightmare is that an nhl player comes out and he's my opp

[vanityfaire]

will smith hockey in the sexiest jersey of all time (grey heritage) tn during his on ice pregame: yeah my dad's in the stands :) he motivates me to shoot more and be myself and make friends wherever i go :)) and my pastor said god loves me the most :))) did u know the sun hasn't stopped shining since the day i was born

leno, blacked out in the sharks o zone, consumed by the ghost of tj oshie and also niklas backstrom: yeah i havent washed my hand since wayne gretzky shook it but ive def jerked off with it because i #love being peripheral to greatness haha hey smit check out the new quad tat does it also remind you of a person you'll never get back from a time you took for granted hahaha. unless..

mack curled up in asky's crease rocking back and forth foaming at the mouth gnawing a piece of washington capitals jersey: oOoh nother goal for mackie yum yum yum

[jeynearrynofthevale]

Obsessed with Connor McDavid (child of winter) choosing to spend his bye week up north doing ice plunges instead of somewhere remotely warm. I love his dorky little thumbs up and warning to be safe while doing ice dips!

[official212th]

thank you mr mcdavid i will definitely use these tips when i go do all of my ice dips, which i do very frequently, in the frozen north of canada, somewhere i happen to be all the time

[official212th]

saw one (1) video of juraj slafkovsky and arber xhekaj the other day and entered a 36 hour manic episode that included me watching arber xhekaj fights on youtube and writing actual, literal fanfiction for the first time in over two years ok sure yeah why not what the hell

[erikkarlsson]

unfortunately i relate very strongly to juraj slafkovský sounding like he’s on the verge of tears after losing a quiz about maple syrup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but DID I come back wrong, or did you build up an idealized version of me in your head that was easy to love while I was dead? but now that I'm real and alive and complicated again, you resent me for not being as simple and compliant as a mere memory?

do you resent me for coming back "wrong," or for coming back at all?

[official212th]

ohohoho you want me sooooo bad- what do you mean "delusional"

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[divorce-enjoyer]

[divorce-enjoyer]

who are the toronto maple leafs

[gracelyns]

[enlightining]

[deqncas]

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

[official212th]

sorry to any of u seeing my posts who dont care abt hockey but this might be the best thing to happen to me ever in my life