annabeth

i'm not going to hell, hell is coming to me

[gharibajameel]

got my blood let and humors rebalanced at claires

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[vulture-jack]

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

[goosewithajob]

It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

[vulture-jack]

Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.

[theladyspanishes]

i love him

[iamnotlanuk]

You can’t leave out this excerpt from his official bio:

“He claims that he’s been around for a lot longer than we know it, and recent construction at the Wells Fargo Center disturbed his secret hideout forcing him to show his face publicly for the first time. He has some oddities that are both humorous and strange.”

[kaijuno]

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

[babypinkb1tch]

If u can’t donate, reblog so someone else can!!!

[studentlifeproblems]

[teenagerposts]

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[likeaflowerfullybloomed]

Me taking a nap after I just woke up

[compulsive]

[18-3829b-19-deactivated20190505]

[whitepeopletwitter]

My achilles heel

[cuteanimalspls]

A good orb

[funnelcloudd]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooly CRAP

[todaysbird]

this is a bearded tit! all of their photos are this good

[elodieunderglass]

god I love me some Bearded Tit Content

[haiderabd51]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[papifromdablock-deactivated2016]

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

[askinnyblackman]

things i used to laugh at

actual jokes

things i laugh at now

yard sard