The random thoughts of a raving lunatic

Alternating between being a knight in shining armour and an idiot wrapped in tin foil. Disclaimer: I post things for my own pleasure. I did not take/create any of the photos posted, unless specifically stated otherwise. I have started a food blog...

[offyouscoot]

Dr. Throwline from Dieter Singer on Vimeo.

Ein Schulungsfilm aus den 80iger Jahren rund um das Thema Wurfsack. Seine Aktualität hat er bis heute nicht verloren.

kanuzeit.de/publikationen/videos

[surefuckitwhocares]

For that anon cause Tumblr couldn’t function properly the first time 

[offyouscoot]

Always reblog selfies!

[offyouscoot]

I haven't used Tumblr in months but this came up when I went for a sneaky browse.

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

[x-d001]

axolotls are p rad

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[velociraptrix]

This is the paradise tree snake of southeast Asia:

Pretty, right?

But that’s not even the best part…

These guys can actually flatten out their bodies and…

FUCKING GLIDE FROM TREE TO TREE HOLY FUCK IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Ratufa indica. Look at this awesome purpley squirrel.

[albertonykus]

Okay, this Tumblr game looks fun for once.

Image by Richard Bartz, under CC BY-SA 2.5.

The lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus), a bone-eating, goat-dropping dragon bird that wears makeup.

[cjcroen1393]

Fruit bats.

No special reason, I just like fruit bats and think they deserve more love.

[teamikaruga]

Originally posted by deannajackson

Capybaras cause they’re basically really friendly rats the size of a large dog. 

Originally posted by becausebirds

Originally posted by bonniekristian

Also they apparently get along with just about everyone and everything. They’re just friendly giant rats that are adorable and they deserve more love.

[absolita]

The honduran white bat is tiny and fluffy.

[ethereal-business-cabaret]

Platypus!

One of only two mammals that lay eggs, has a venomous spur, can detect electricity, and so fuckin’ weird people thought they were a hoax at first.

[flo-nelja]

Botos - pink river dolphins - are amazing.

When the Amazon rises, they swin amongst the trees and eat fruit.

Also, in local legends, they transform into pretty young men who seduce girls.

[plasmaturian]

the vaquita!!! they’re the smallest and most endangered porpoises on the planet

this is a picture of a calf but they usually grow to 140.6 cm (4.6 ft)

[drellspectre-moved]

leopard geckos absolutely have to be on this list!! i love them, they are my children 

[okase]

This guy is a hoatzin, also known as a stinkbird. Because it stinks. Like really really bad. ‘Cause it solely subsides on plant matter, which it ferments in its giant crop that, combined with its short wings, make it too awkward to fly properly. It’s a stinky, useless bird that is actually doing pretty okay despite being clumsy and having a specialized diet ‘cause it smells so bad that most things don’t want to eat it. Supposedly it tastes as nasty as it smells.

Also, the babies have little claws on their wings that help them grip on branches and stuff. They fall off when they get older, but still. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THEM. LITTLE DINOSAURS.

I love hoatzins. I love these smelly horrible babies.

[lunarreverb]

What a good post! Here’s Elaphodus cephalophus, aka, a Tufted Deer! Like other, boring-er deer, but with FANGS and a cool hairdo!

[justabrowncoatedwench]

I offer you, the highland cow!

They’re a scottish breed of cattle that come in quite the range of colors, have long wavy coats and long horns.

Also their calves look like literal stuffed animals.

[dreadpiratekhan]

Highland coos! So cute.

This here is a coquí (co-KEE) - it is a teensy eensy tree frog whose name comes from the incredibly loud (considering their size) sound they make. They chill out in Puerto Rico and at night they sound like a chorus of fairy car alarms going off.

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[exposed-buttocks-deactivated202]

this shit is catchy as fuck 🔥

[grace--upon--grace]

[womenandwanderlust]

More women, more wanderlust…

[pr1nceshawn]

Cat Tattoos.

[dreadflower]

this tattoo though

[tallulahfontaine]

[marshalljamess-photography-blog]

Lost

[tempuros]

[stuck-in-a-never-ending-sle-blog]

[t-h-e-b-a-d-b-i-t-c-h]

[shallowearth-deactivated2015041]

I don’t reblog tattoos very often, but this is some real shit.

[beforethestoryends]

one of the sickest tattoos I have ever seen.

[imperfucks]

WOW

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

[nickfuckface]

mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..

[glitchlight]

she is held

[berrym]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[0bwoy]

When your car breaks down and a kind stranger helps out. In more ways than one.

[oneoakdutch]

wuuuut LMFAOOO!