Idk My Dude

I'm dying squirttle

[call-me-noa]

play Kingdom Hearts

[lakemojave]

Addendum:

Are the same person

Not the same person

Play kingdom hearts

[r4cs0]

[pandarson]

showed this to my brother and he made this

thanks I understand even less

[recreationaldivorce]

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

"King Charles is looking to cure his illness with the help of potions and herbal remedies" is such a medieval ass piece of news

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Last time a king had a reign that short it ended with Ireland ditching the whole monarchy thing.

Today, Northern Ireland got a pro-reunification First Minister for the first time.

Maybe Data was right about the Irish Reunification of 2024?

[steepedfoxglovetea]

[mistysblueboxstuff]

how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?

[nicki0kaye]

Time to download and run all your works through Nightshade before posting them anywhere. Poison the data sets.

[silverquillsideas]

Reminder to artists, webglaze is also developed by the same ppl as nightshade, and it's very useful too!

GLAZE ALL YOUR ARTS BEFORE YOU POST THEM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

[angrywall]

[kitsnicket]

[memewhore]

[petits-pois-carcinogenic]

On my hands and knees crying knowing I missed out on the fight cruise

[give-grian-rights]

YOUR TABLE IS READY️‍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wizard-email]

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

[rudjedet]

After three batches, my findings so far:

I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour

Ratio by weight

Add a pinch of salt

Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary

Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)

Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side

Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

[strangeducks]

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

[clockmocker]

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[alyanas-little-hideout]

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

[cometcrystal]

This is so fucking funny

[bananacorn-limeade]

[junkfoodcinemas]

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

[fuck-philip-banks]

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[peachjooce]

me when i get reverse gas-ed three times in a row in the garmon mines

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Was that not a crash bandicoot level

[byelacey]

happy monday

[kuromi-hoemie]

[r0semultiverse]

he got penis blasted