I will rule you all...

/Reader-Writer-Artist-Musician-13-Mostly Insane\ I blog things I like. Which mainly consists of fandom things. Add me on Snapchat at omgtacoufos

[fioraleeart-blog]

Something I realized today is I can do anything I set my mind to. I mean come on I taught my eyebrows to do the worm.

[uglybusiness]

[theflavourofyourlips]

[miyukimilk]

[not-burnie-deactivated20140804]

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

[sleepygirl586-deactivated201703]

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

[voodoobae-deactivated20131216]

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

[in-the-shadow-of-happines]

[distortedth0ughts]

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[hannah-wants-to-die]

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[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[skydark]

Marry me.

[irakalan]

[tokidoki-hokeypokey]

A Ghibli movie raided the train.

[scarllettjohansson]

boys are fucking stupid

[spagka]

this is actually the worst

[omgtacoufos]

[officialkirstie-deactivated2018]

[cloudydayrealestate-deactivated]

the satisfaction

[noblood-nofoul-deactivated20170]

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

[amyskhaleesi]

[teen-wolf-archive]

[joshuadunzo]

you know who is extremely underrated???

Alan fucking Cumming

this motherfucker

best known as Floop in Spy Kids

and Nightcrawler

and Glitch if you ever watched the AMAZING mini-series Tin-Man

is an omnisexual,

occasional crossdresser in plays

and Tony award winning actor

he deserves more recognition than he gets 

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS FLOOP AND NIGHTCRAWLER WTF WHY DIDNT I KNOW

[currentlymovingflights-deactiva]

MY HUBBY

[wraithhh]

[pinkniall]

Disney movie where the prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen where he finds a sassy kitchen boy his own age and he likes him and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ

[itismerlin]

i think you just described merlin

[albionsneed]

literally tho