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Not today Justin
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
if i look back, i am lost
almost home
Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz
NASA
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Cosmic Funnies
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@orangestherapple
people either calling all brown people hysterical or toby fox a klan member on twitterbsky and theres very very very very little nuance or civil discussion being had
everybody shut the FUCK UP AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iâm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
I'm writing this post on February 28th, 2022 and I'm scheduling it for February 28th 2026. Here's some recent events:
Ukraine just got invaded by Russia
The Taliban told Russia to back off invading Ukraine
The President of Ukraine is an absolute Legend
"Russian Warship, go fuck yourself."
DSMP ratioed the Olympics, again
Technoblade kicked cancer's ass and kept his arm
One man hacked the entirety of the North Korean intranet bc they tried to hack him last year
COVID still hasn't gone away yet
Queen Elizabeth caught COVID
Anti-Abortion campaigns are still running rampant in Texas
Dream did his final manhunt and teased his IRL manhunt
More is to be seen but yeah. I'd like to stop being in the interesting part of the "What The Fuck '20s" now please.
YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
choose
glass half full
ass half empty
STAFF MAKE POLLS EDITABLE I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU NOW
STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION đ
aussies hate to hear this but their closest cultural counterparts, besides kiwis, are americans. itâs the estranged half-siblings of it all
You guys genuinely need to go fuck yourselves lmfao. Weâre nothing like you. Youâre nothing like us. Your country is the absolute scourge of the earth. Australia is more alike the UK considering we were LITERALLY a British colony. Your country is the outlier of the western world and is not like any of us
Did you forget that the US was also a British colony? Like we had a whole war of independence that we fought against the British?
Right, except the US gained its independence from the British in 1776. Whereas we only STOPPED being a bunch of colonies in 1901. 1901 is when we became the Commonwealth of Australia, which to this day is a constitutional monarchy. A 'Commonwealth', for the USamericans, means 'an international association consisting of the UK together with states that were previously part of the British Empire, and dependencies'.
We fought both world wars under the Union Jack. We didn't even have our own flag until the 1950s.
Your head of state is the President. Our head of state is King Charles III.
So no, I didn't forget that the US was also a British colony: it just isn't relevant.
American Revolutionary War End: 1783
Australian British Colonization: 1788
Y'all exist because we said fuck the british. You're welcome. Also, ethnically, we have a lot of countries in common in our family trees. Just admit you're xenophobic and move on
Donald Trumpâs Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.
Minecraft Steve off the shits lol
All hail Minecraft Steve, eater of apples, destroyer of trumps star
All hail.
All Hail.
All hail.
All hail.
All hail.
All hail.
All hail.
All hail
All hail
All hail
All hail
the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đœđ đŸđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
2 million people arenât wrong
Shit fuck Iâm not taking any chances Iâm reblogging
Which of my recent single use verification codes is the most fuckable?
245897
810719
142123
441686
104996
007078
339897
306093
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923002
he canât keep getting away with this
i canât stop watching this
@mistborn-catgirl
GO WHITE BOY GO
dorfs
this is just amazing, I love all of them so much!
reblog to sculpt a dwarf from your favourite stone <3
you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a âme, an intellectualâ hell frenzy, and is officially â the worst post of 2016 â
you: the worst post of 2016
me, an intellectual: modern art
I FINALLY SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES
Man it's weird to see my own post on my dash reblogged by someone else
At the duel, Milton shit into the trees and a stick hit my eye. Hours have passed and it's still irritated whenever I blink. Athena helped me fashion an eyepatch to help keep my eye closed for now. At least I look like Vriska now...
Yall are not fucking ready for the intermissions. Yall are NOT ready.
@accidental-homestuck
The fuck you mean accidental homestuck. I'm vaguing MY OWN HOMESTUCK FANFIC.
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apologies, stranger
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