…what

[unfortunatelyashark]

Hour whatever of ao3 being down:

I went to sleep hoping it would be back up when I awoke, only for my dreams to be plagued by visions of hucklerobby

The withdrawal symptoms have gotten worse

I don't know how much longer I can go on

[oregano-qwerty]

Been re-reading the same chapter over and over again because it’s the only page that will load. I think this is what addiction is like

[catchymemes]

[oregano-qwerty]

The foxes made this meme about Neil I guarantee it.

[thelittlefandomdefender]

Alternatives to 'I love you'

"Maybe I liked your stupid face!" "I found something that mattered more to me than picking sides." "Come home with me." "Every day, it's getting closer, going faster than a rollercoaster-" "I would choose you." "Then can I say I couldn't get my mind off you all day..." "I'm hopelessly devoted to you." "I was meant to be yours!" "It's quiet uptown." "I protect my investments." "At least I keep his eyes in my life..." "It could have been us." "Hi, I'm a lesbian!" "You're better than waffles."

[oregano-qwerty]

Andrew „That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” Minyard

[oregano-qwerty]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDYVlfIP1TJ/?igsh=NXRqcDEzeXRna2Y=

The way I KNOW the foxes would be using these nicknames all the time. Andrew would be 👌 this close to a mass murder every day

[tomorrowillbeyou]

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

[oregano-qwerty]

Me reading aftg for the first time and seeing andreil

[inthetags]

Reblog and list in the tags which languages/dialects (besides your first or primary one(s)) you have songs in in your music library.

[oregano-qwerty]

My favorite thing ab Tumblr is everyone’s usernames. Two people can like a post at the same time and one is kevindavidson and the other is just 50wattmicrowave

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[i-cant-swim-actually]

bro what if we fit together like puzzle pieces bro what if we just lay down and like test it out bro you never know

[oregano-qwerty]

I NEED them to be endgame it’s not even funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oregano-qwerty]

THIS person gets it

[reniadeb]

🥺@reniadeb🥺

[ultimate-marysue]

Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

[catchymemes]

[oregano-qwerty]

The opposite of “Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?” Dumbledore said calmly

[palmettoshenanigans]

So in sports, it's possible for particularly skilled players to pull off unprecedented moves such that the entire sport's rulebook has to be updated to accommodate.

A player pulls some ridiculous move and everyone is in a flurry of "is this allowed?? Does this count?? Should we make this an illegal move??? Should it be a legal move??? What do we do about this, hurry before other players try to copy him!"

I'm aware of it happening once for basketball (though I don't recall the specific game changing event).

Anyway, Andrew Joseph Minyard is the first goalie to score a point for his team. Someone tries to score on him and he shoots that shit all the way into the other goalies zone and that shit lights up red. The game practically stops moving, the crowd is quiet for all of two heart beats before everyone fucking loses their shit. The stadium is shaking so hard might as well register as a small earthquake. Rulebook gets consulted expeditiously. Due to it not being referenced at all as a possibility, it's not technically an illegal move. Andrew's point stands.

They make that shit illegal thereafter, though. Making Andrew not only the first goalie to score a point across the field, but the last.

It puts him in the hall of fame.

It also gets him laid.

[oregano-qwerty]

Why is Instagram getting philosophical all the sudden???

[rainbow-femme]

I think an early and overlooked aspect of why Andrew starts liking Neil is simply that Neil is the first person to casually engage with him on his level

Nicky, Aaron, and Kevin love him but they don’t really get him in every day interactions. It’s a lot of “… Ok, whatever you say, Andrew.”

And we know the upperclassmen tend to just outright dislike anything he says or does and uses it as proof of him being heartless and violent

Renee gets the closest because she does get him and goes along with him but they ultimately have very different views of life

Whereas Neil, before he even likes Andrew at all, just matches his energy.

“If I can’t get an answer from you, I’ll get it wherever I can. How about I start with your parents?”

“Good luck,” Neil said, feeling cold all over. “They’re dead.”

“Did you kill them?”

He [Andrew] said it so casually, like he was asking for the time, that Neil could only stare at him for a minute. It was such an unreasonable leap of logic Neil didn’t understand how he even thought to ask it. Then he remembered who he was talking to and asked, “Did you kill yours?”

—

“Neil said. "I'm not afraid of you."

“That's why you're so interesting," Andrew said. "How aggravating."

He sounded amused, not annoyed, so Neil said, "I'll try to be more boring in the future."

“How considerate.”

—

And for a guy who desperately wants connection and has never fully gotten it, it must have been as close to fun as Andrew has getting to bounce back and forth with Neil. He could threaten to saw Neil in half with a rusty blade and Neil will just be like “Hotdog or hamburger style?”