Oof Ouch My Feelings

[narrenstrich]

[catie-does-things]

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

[forcewound]

under my regime tekli the chadra-fan will achieve the same if not more prominence and veneration in american households as baby yoda

[forcewound]

this is who should be on our loungeflys. our waffle makers

[kashlat2]

Guess who’s back from art block phase

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[sersi]

STAR WARS REBELS 1.10: Path of the Jedi (2014) AHSOKA 1.08: The Jedi, the Witch, and the Warlord (2023)

[diet-poison]

Sorry I’m late Happy Star Wars Day

[twinsunstars]

tbb twins in swapped armor (tbb rogue agents #3)

[wetsocksinbed]

Canon TechPhee my beloved

(source: Sanctuary novel)

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[afreemanlearns]

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[communistkenobi]

we’re so back

[cumdumpstiel]

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

[obiwancreampie]

[barissoffee]

and when Zeb and Kallus make out in 4k in the mandalorian & grogu what then

[wellsbering]

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

[burkiningalerisi-deactivated202]

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[dirtboilol]

Sweety pies cuddling 🫶

I promise I didn't forget about them 💚