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tumblr support just sent me a message informing me they reviewed this post^^^ and determined it did not violate their community guidelines so they didn't do anything except apply a mature content label. but i never reported this post. why would i report this post. why would they put a mature content label on it
The Case of the Decapitated Frogs
As you may have seen, I have been using this frog-themed birdbath as a feed bowl to attract birds for my latest photography project.
It was working well and it added a fun element to my photos.
But the other morning I went to refill the bowl with bird food and it had been knocked over and frog heads were gone.
Then I saw this.
Clearly, the groundhog was the culprit.
Lock him up.
He's guilty.
The monster even returned to the scene of the crime to admire his murderous vandalism.
Case closed.
OR IS IT?
A new suspect appears!
One of the fox teenagers has been snacking on spilled bird food.
Could he have jumped up to the bowl? Could he have knocked it over to claim more unsalted peanuts for himself?
DID HE FRAME THE GROUNDHOG?
This case is a mess. All I have is circumstantial evidence and speculation. No confession. No eyewitness to the frogicide.
What would Columbo do?
Perhaps he would set a trap so that the culprit would incriminate themselves. He might leave the birdbath filled with tasty bird chow overnight, set up a camera, and see if the groundhog or the fox take the bait and expose themselves as the villain.
JUST ONE MORE THING...
Epilogue
The outlaw gang of raccoon vandals returned last night.
Their ringleader had no shame.
I'm calling him Jesse James.
And I made this cool poster.
I will be locking up the food at night from now on, but I had to capture as much raccoon shenanigans as possible before then.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made
Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space
Don't forget to play it loud as fuck
please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.
This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.
It took them two tries to ban it?
the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗
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the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
reading a paper on quality of life among 45-to-70-year-olds with Down syndrome:
“Individuals expressed a desire to be allowed to go to bed when they wanted to.”
Imagine.
I lived in a room and board that failed the burrito test. (”If you’re not allowed to get up in the middle of the night to microwave a burrito, you live in an institution.”) No one stopped me from going to bed, but they did tell me I had to have my lights out by 10, and that I had to be out of the house by 10 the next morning. When I complained to my outpatient program that I needed more help than I was getting, they threatened me with board and care, where my cell phone would be taken away and I would lose contact with the outside world. My case manager sounded so damn smug, like he had caught me out, when he said, “if you’re really as helpless as you say, then you need to be in a board and care.” Like my only options were struggling to do things I couldn’t do, or surrendering my life to an institution.
When I tried to talk about these things with other people, they always rationalized it away. (I told my dad once that my caseworker was reading my e-mails as I wrote them, demonstrating extreme disrespect for my privacy, and he said, “Well, she’s probably making sure you don’t use the internet to goof off.” I was 22 years old.)
People tend to mock the idea that telling an adult when to go to bed, when to eat, etc., is a human rights violation, even though they would find it outrageous and absurd if anyone came into their lives to do the same thing to them.
And this is what people seem to think when they tell disabled activists we’re just not disabled enough to understand that some people really do need to be locked up and deprived of all autonomy.
Here’s the paper:
https://library.down-syndrome.org/en-us/research-practice/06/3/quality-life-ageing-down-syndrome/
You all need to be reading Dave Hingsburger’s “Burritos and Cherry Pies.” Hingsburger z'l is the originator of the Burrito Test, referenced upthread. The test is a useful heuristic for determining whether or not one is living in an institution. An institution is a space, according to this framework, where one cannot get up in the middle of the night and microwave a burrito. (Or, as the case may be, have assistance in doing so). People living in hospitals, group homes, residential facilities, prisons, homeless shelters, nursing homes, and other carceral spaces cannot do this. Most children living in their parents’ homes are also, in this framework, institutionalized. Many disabled people nominally living “in the community,” too, are institutionalized, trapped under the thumb of their aides and ‘care'givers who are often unwilling to do the bare minimum to feed and bathe them. This is the norm, not the exception, for people regarded as unproductive and unprofitable.
And in the future, try to live a life like Dave’s (alt text included):
why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
This tweet read me to filth
in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action
i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"
so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit
okay so ummmmm. its real
You get to a point of being severely depressed and slightly suicidal where your loved ones start treating you like the elderly family dog everyone thinks might die at anytime. Wanna go for a walk, pal? No? Okay. 😔 You’ve been napping for a while, just wanted to check in on you. Just noticed you didn’t finish your dinner, buddy, you okay? And I’m glad that there are people who love me and care about me but they’re making me feel like a 13 year old yellow lab with arthritis and a mysterious lump.
I feel like the alternative is
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