Glob of Mischief

he/him homo with heterosexual tendencies

[anxietyproblem]

[overworked-stegosaurus]

depression and a cripiling fear of the dark

[1five1two]

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[trapny]

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

[wizardshark]

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

[overworked-stegosaurus]

--|コ

here guys i brought refreshments - i hope strawberry lemonade is okay

[mrsaquaman187]

Is this a love language now?

[skyyb0und]

“Cherik is canon” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos. i sigh and begin to walk off stage. "they’re right" a voice says, i turn and there he is. James McAvoy.

[agiftgivenbygod]

This is the season 4 Hugh wants

[trashno0dle]

i know a pair of homosexuals when i see one

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[sandandglass]

[dewogong-blog]

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

[bauske]

holy crap Adventure Time

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[headlinesdontsellpapes]

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

[whumpster-dumpster]

Thanks for the tag, @makehimbleedd! Sorry I'm late 😅

I'd say that's fitting.

I'm not really sure who to tag but if you want to participate, go ahead!

[midwinterhunt]

behold, a dumbass

[sleepis4theweak]

This is so funny to me

[minty-cheese]

Yippiee

Join me

[punkrockingghost]

I don't know whether to laugh at mine or not.

Anyways, moots, join me /nf

[doodlesthenerdy]

what vital information could I possibly know?? at least twitter is afraid of me. @j-snapdragon @fawna12 @guppiesareamazing if you wanted to join~

[j-snapdragon]

WHAT DID I DO?????

@cadaverthesneaky @foxtail1311 @dynamiteghost ?

[foxtail1311-archive-deactivated]

help??????????????

@noodle-shenaniganery @mymy4444

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

...thank you??

@stimmysoup @thatadhdautisticqueer @bear-owo @greek-mythographer

[bear-owo-deactivated20240108]

The what now?? I mean it's not wrong but damn that hurt ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

@xikoatl @gay-we1rdo @jester-b0mb @foxtail1311

[theatrekidenergy]

DAMN OKAY-????? THANKS-????????

@0eatenteeth0 @friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog @headwitchrainewhispers @your-stranger-halfblood-things @the-firefly-system1

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

@certifiedscarecrow @theshippirate22

This is really fun, but don't feel pressured

[theshippirate22]

ahhhh! so cute!!!

i love them!!!!

@underworked-velocirapter @comp-11

[underworked-velocirapter]

Why'd it have to call me out like that lmao

This was fun tho!!

@overworked-stegosaurus @mynamebringstyranny

[overworked-stegosaurus]

super interesting result lmao, this was fun

@szlez

[greater-than-the-sword]

One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, “This is my adopted son. He’s autistic.”

He told me this story. “When he got to be about 4 years old his mother realized he was growing up autistic and she didn’t want to raise him any more. So she drove out to the middle of nowhere and pulled over on the side of the highway and put him out of the car. On her way back in to town she was driving behind a van with a two story ladder tied on top. The ladder got loose and slid through her windshield, killing her instantly. They found her head in the backseat.”

I was like 😶 “your total is 13.95”

[recoiloperated]

[anarchistmemedistro]

normalize decapitating ableists

[anarchistmemedistro]

so true bestie

[chrometrashcan]

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

dean's eye crinkles. rb if you agree

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

do you even care

[chapeldean]

with the way castiel is canonically a little vain i think we should’ve seen him ask sam and dean “how do i look?” more often cause dean would always be like “fine, you look fine” until one morning when they’re in a hurry and cas asks and dean is like “damn it cas you always look good now move” and sam just looks at dean and dean is like “what. what. he does, i don’t know why he’s always fishing for compliments” and sam is like “dean his shirt is literally inside outside”

[huffylemon]

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren’t virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

[eclecticmasterpiece]

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there’s usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can’t get over how the internet “as intended” today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I’ve ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

[picturesque-about-it]

Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3

[deehellcat]

OOOOH.