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papayajuan2019

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

coffee-and-cusswords

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

twinkpeaaks

Diane, it’s 10:30am and I’m completely vexed. I just spoke with Albert and he informed me that I am what people would call a ‘Twunk’. Now, I’m not sure why he would think this way but I am at a severe loss of what this means. Diane, schedule a delivery for a dictionary at your earliest convenience. I have to know why Albert referred me as this or I fear I might dwell on this too much.

mousegirlheart

you know i keep that mf thang on me

oxycleanmoronlove

It's such a weird feeling to realize you're officially done growing up and are now just regular aging. Like yeah, I've been an adult for years but clearly wasn't done cooking yet. Now I'm out of the oven and somebody made me with baking soda instead of powder or something because hey, what the fuck?

When I was properly young, I didn't know what this would feel like. Stopping every year or so to go, "is this it? am I doing the thing? I already feel 200 years old". Time is a thief in the night and I also wish everyone had more of it.

oxycleanmoronlove

.......I discovered the song Pool by Samia immediately before writing this. Pro tip, maybe don't listen to it if you're in a weird headspace

It's such a weird feeling to realize you're officially done growing up and are now just regular aging. Like yeah, I've been an adult for years but clearly wasn't done cooking yet. Now I'm out of the oven and somebody made me with baking soda instead of powder or something because hey, what the fuck?

When I was properly young, I didn't know what this would feel like. Stopping every year or so to go, "is this it? am I doing the thing? I already feel 200 years old". Time is a thief in the night and I also wish everyone had more of it.

#at this point I have no idea who has my tumblr and/or is still active so sorry guys #this acct is like 10 years old and I've lost the plot but needed somewhere to yell #personal

moveslikekeithrichards

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

goodzillo-deactivated20220127

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

annabelle--cane

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

stargirldotcom

-despite everything, there is still love

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#please let me escape the narrative #aspirational #web weaving