Simulacrum

A toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball.

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[pleoros]

Eerie lava formations around the West Kamokuna Skylight in Hawaii's Volcanoes National Park, 1996 Photo: Laszlo Kestay

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

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[lohboh]

Happy July 1st

[synanthropicvulpine]

infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

[swordseer]

These things are more related than you could possibly understand. Ask any US soldier about it.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[intermittendispatches]

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[the-bored-coffee]

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

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[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[affarsangel]

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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[mistervictorious]

Burnsy pets his wolf ~

[theinvertedwomb]

peter thiel and clavicular

[omegaversereloaded]

Age regressing to 22

[evilblackfemme]

this is what it feels like everyday all the time

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[bigfatamerican]

my dick hurts despite not having one to begin with