of course the paladin sucks at games

J/Paladin | he/they | 23 | writer | current obsession: nerd shit  also on bluesky, discord, and Ao3

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your current outfit is now your cartoon character outfit aka pernament are you ok with it?

yes

no

IT'S MY LAZY OUTFIT NOOO

fuck yea

I'm nakey

results

Voting ended onNov 12, 2025

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[nerdygaymormon]

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

[etakeh]

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

[butchspace]

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

[dontbeanassbutt]

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

[bluelakeandsky]

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

Going to need to keep this in mind with the new job!

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[introvertathome]

For everyone in the Supernatural fandom...

Which character do you relate to the most?

Sam

Dean

Castiel

Jack

Bobby

Jody

Gabriel

Other

Voting ended onMay 29, 2025

Please feel free to tell me why too. I'd love to know your thoughts

[milfhawks]

“babygirl” and it’s a man in his forties who kills ppl

[paladinplays]

I'm learning I have a type when it comes to the characters I brainrot over and it's misunderstood men with bad fathers. No I will not examine this further why would this possibly say anything about me as a person

[paladinplays]

Adding to this because I noticed another thing about my type thanks to a new edition to the brainrot pile

Cool and/or funky coats are also liable to make me love a character

[paladinplays]

Very few things activate my god complex quite like getting an idea for fanfic for a fandom I just joined, but somehow haven't seen ANY mention of it even though it feels obvious to me

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful