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c-53

Please take my white ass to anor londo

shadowysiren

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

c-53

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

dairymold

homunculus-argument

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

big-brain-brian

boringkate

Women that you don't want to fuck are still pretty based, right? We're all in agreement that women we don't wanna fuck are cool as fuck? I LOVE YOU, WOMEN THAT I DON'T WANNA FUCK!

anxeious

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

grave-of-ophelia

Trans woman in need of help

Ive been trying to get my life together for some time now, and that started with my transition. Ive been needing help living with disabilities and burned out, and now dropping out of uni. Getting employed is pretty much impossible and I've been surviving off savings and these donation posts. Food and bills and my own hrt depend on thse until I manage to get my life together, which is very hard when your life hangs on generous donations every month.

I'll be most thankful with anything you can help with, please. And share this post around so more people can see it. I'm asking for an amount that could sustain me for many months ahead, and I'll be trying to find get up on my own.

Paypal

Ko-fi

$0 / $2000

grave-of-ophelia

$385 / $2000

thank you all for the donations so far

grave-of-ophelia

$435 / $2000

🙏🙏🙏

grave-of-ophelia

$655 / $2000

Thank you so much 😭😭

grave-of-ophelia

$710 / $2000

grave-of-ophelia

$810 / $2000

grave-of-ophelia

Please donations have stopped if there's anything you can spare 🙏

key-pair

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

key-pair

a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic

the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal

this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately

somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large

following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor

today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea

the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil

prokopetz

In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

facultativeactivity

What the fuck

prokopetz

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

sabrieterrhisken

I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.

prokopetz

Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films