Let's try this again, shall we?

Mid-20s, trying to get my life back together

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[advanced-passenger-train]

Yankees can't imagine a world without the United States of America. That's why they think a future where the USA has collapsed as a world where civilization itself has collapsed. They find it easier to imagine abandoned bombed-out cities and Mad Max highway gangs than transitional governments brokering international trade agreements.

[byjove]

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

[wherever-whateverr]

they should make a Getting Out of Bed that doesn’t take an hour

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[minart-was-taken]

I think when a child is traumatised instead of making them develop mental issues and other disorders that an abuser can exploit, they should get like a cool magic sword or the ability to turn into a dragon

[angelbabymikaa]

i wonder how many people have to die before governments take global warming seriously or do we all just get to burn to death

[angelbabymikaa]

i say this as someone who has access to air conditioning and who deals with- in comparison- much less dangerous heat waves. people are already dying in the global south despite having the lowest carbon footprint on earth. people in india are either currently at wet bulb temperatures or will soon meet and surpass them. and what are we doing about it? drill baby drill?

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[sicknastyjr]

So true it's awesome to have a game that basically forces you to be creative to fully engage with it's been so much fun to see

[bearliquids]

[felikatze]

hello fire emblem fan. in front of you is an online comment praising a singular aspect of fire emblem fates. You must remain in front of the keyboard for ten minutes without writing a reply about how garbage fire emblem fates is, or else the bomb implanted in your stomach goes off. good luck

[dimitrislullaby]

[transfemininomenon]

scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer