Holo, it's me

Welcome to my emo, memey, and possibly relatable blog (if your existence is as fulite as mine [I sincerely doubt it])! I don't know what series of bad decisions led you here, but I hope you choose to stay and enjoy yourself!

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruinedchildhood]

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[smithsonian-official]

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[flowerpotsandpennykettles]

@kitthemisfit

[kitthemisfit]

[aintmyjewelry]

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

[aintmyjewelry]

that’s a corpse just walking around

[powerfulwizard]

[bananahomo]

get his ass

[x-life-can-be-a-dream-x]

[x-life-can-be-a-dream-x]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

no pls im begging you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Tumblr, what do you mean “Woops :(” 

[fuck-me-silly-string]

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We make a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

[gfriend]

new year same flesh prison

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[catgirlcaliphate]

Pewish

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

God bwess capitawism

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tedllasso]

#WEARAMASK

[a-cloud-in-space-deactivated202]

YEET THIS VIRUS

[theowlsarequeer]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

[fivever-and-ever]

well if this ain’t me or what

[transratsactivist]

me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am

[taggedrne]

[ostracizedpoodle]

don’t ever blink it shows weakness

[bidoof]

furry firefighter (they’re wearing a fire fighter uniform over a dalmation fursuit): *picks up the hose* OwO what’s this?? *sprays it at a burning building* :3!!!!