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spiffed up a doodle from work
I like to think protecting pretty Lan didis is an instinctual reflex... don't ask me why I drew this lol
Inspired by the photo -
*after the goatee shaving incident*
LQR : *walks out of his room fuming and enters the lecture hall*
Random lan disciple(rld) : Shidi, junior classes are not held here, I can lead you-
LQR : đĄ
RLD : Lan-er-gongzi?
CSSR : He looks baby đ¤
You know what the thing is with Lan Qiren. Iâd also turn into a cynical, pendant, sour old man if I had to teach everyoneâs snotty, spoiled children basic ettiquette and manners for decades upon decades on end, while at the same time I had to run a sect ĂĄnd raise my two nephews because my stupid brother married the woman who killed my teacher and then just fucked off into seclusion, leaving everything to me. Those are valid reasons to turn into a cynical, sour old prune tbh
Imagine the scenario-
it's the cloud recesses arc, and LQR is busy raising his blood pressure and throwing books at WWX suddenly, one day, they (the elders of CR) have to deal with a cursed item and LQR is involved and BAMMMM!!!! we get a deaged LQR set lose in CR!
headband tan line wangji youre actually special to me
The tan lines đđ so cute!!!!
crackfic concept: su she imprinting on wwx instead of jgy
plus add in both of them being insanely genius and you get a duo that can take Jianghu with a storm... don't worry though, wwx won't let sms do that :D
Nameless AU fic 1 Beginning of the End Chapter 10/10 : This is the End is out!
Go read!!!
Chapter summary :
The first sign of something going wrong is the fact that Wuxian is unable to hear anything as they walk through a valley between two mountains about a hundred li away from Lanling. ... âA-Cheng, please, get my son safely to Koi tower, and come back with the Peacock, we cannot let the Jins get their hands on the Tallyâ Jiang Chengâs expression cracks, showing a hint of fear, but Wuxian doesnât let him speak, âA-Cheng, if it doesnât work out, Iâm sorry, and thank you.â
I've seen a few Batfam driving the Batmobile shenanigans so I need Wonderfam flying the invisible jet nonsense.
I almost got hit by a car on mother's day so I had to make this
out of context posting
Xianxian should be dead right now, was the only appropriate response, Wanyin thought. The looks on the women's faces implied that they agreed, but couldnât find a polite way to say it, which was stupid because they were Jiangs, they didnât do polite unless they hated the person in front of them, and no one here hated Wei Wuxian. He then imagined actually saying that to him, and felt like he got punched in the gut. He figured out why they werenât saying anything.
au where everyone's alive and nothing hurts it's just the one braincell trio stumbling their way through the cultivation world and solving mysteries with lwj as the reluctant 4th wheel
ft. nhs the one with actual braincell but never deployed it, wwx the brain and lwj and jc the muscles
Follow up:
Jzx ruined one of their adventures and now they have him following them around paying for their food and inn. After the two weeks were up, jzx somehow found himself reluctant to leave and so I DON'T CARE DAD IM OFF ON AN ADVENTURE WITH MY FRIENDS I'LL BE GONE FOR THREE MORE WEEKS DON'T SEND A SEARCH PARTY
Bonus: they found meng yao and now they're a party of 6 and lwj is beginning to feel murderous
WWX and MY get along like a house fire.
Whenever JC/NHS and MY get along they end up setting houses on fire.
JZX is an awkward peacock with MY and they somehow stumble into a non-dysfunctional siblinghood that they both are highly confused with but not complaining :D
MY and NHS make LWJ bite someone whenever he starts getting too trigger happy (hey, it was either this, or letting him bite WWX, but that Incident⢠made it clear to the group that they do nothing to remind WWX of dogs until he can get over that trauma, anyways people getting bitten is better than them losing limbs, sooooo!!) whenever WWX is away to teashops/winehouses to collect intel as the only young master who knows how to get things done without emptying his money pouch (MY can do it too but the last time the both of them left their other idiots unsupervised they had to bill JGS for the damages and gaslight people into believing that LWJ was a hallucination because this news cannot reach GusuLan and now one of them stays if the other has to split off)
NHS and MY figure out a way to get rid of LWJ's zoomies before it leads to The Incidentâ˘2.0 and send him off to bite some random jerk (who perfectly deserves it, no one other than WWX has the moral compass to care, but they've all decided that a happy WWX is an alive and healthy their-teeny-tiny-bunch-of-six-idiots-sharing-one(1)-braincell-group so they have to ensure that they don't accidently cause his meter to dip below a certain level, and if it means them (JC and JZX) fielding people before deeming them horrible enough that they deserved to have an angsty LWJ biting them and good enough that biting them doesn't give LWJ rabies, then so be it, they all need to learn the skill of accurately judging people as future sect leaders anyways)
WWX sneaks NHS off on side quests to give him a spiritual fan and whip him in shape because if you're pretending to flay around like a panicked headless chicken to trip people into our swords you might as well know how to defend yourself properly Nie-xiong! and turns out. That. Giving him a fan was the solution all along :)
LWJ gets jealous and the getting rid of zoomies⢠has become two times more occuring, JC and JZX are running out of acceptable biting targets (MY is considering to let LWJ catch rabies in hopes that it would teach him a lesson, spoiler : it doesn't work)
Raudra
Bharat had never felt suffocated before in his mother's chambers. It was his solace from the world outside, where the sun lit up just the right spots and whose threshold melancholy did not dare cross.
It was where he was almost always sure to find his father when he was not holding court or was otherwise occupied, talking with his mother or simply sitting beside her.
But the windows were closed now, the curtains drawn, and his father was nowhere in sight.
Instead, his mother sat in a corner, almost curled into herself. Bharat could not make out her face clearly, not at this distance, but his heart hammered in his chest for reasons unknown.
"Maa," he called out to her. "Where is my father?"
He could understand the man not being here, things could come up. But what about the things he had kept in the room for his use, scattered around because he spent so much time here?
Where were those?
His mother slowly walked to him, and then, as if he had not said a word, asked, "How is Kekeya? How are your grandfather and uncle?"
Bharat blinked in surprise. Had she not heard him? Did she not want to answer? Had they quarelled?
But his mother had asked him a question and he didn't want to be disrespectful by ignoring her.
"Kekaya was beautiful," he answered honestly. "Grandfather and Uncle are well enough. Uncle taught me a lot of things about war and governance."
She nodded in approval. "Good. You will need it now."
What?
"I don't understand," he muttered. The thumping in his chest was growing worse by the second. "Tell me, where is my father?"
A glimpse of something he couldn't quite place crossed her features for a second, and then it was gone like a trick of the light.
"My son, know that unfortunate things happen to all, such is life. We must accept them and work towards the future instead of dwelling in the past."
"Maa," he pleaded, "Don't speak in riddles. You're scaring me. Tell me what happened, please."
"Your father passed away before you came here. He died with Ram's name on his lips."
Agony burst in his being, and a splitting ache made him double down tearfully in pain, dragging him in and out of his consciousness.
No no no. Not his father. Not when he was so far away.
"Where is my brother?" He asked, still crumbled up on the floor, begging for the one refuge he still had.
His brother would make it all right. His brother would tell him it was all a mere misunderstanding, and that their father was alive and well and ready to welcome him home.
His mother sat near him but looked away, "He is not here, Bharat. Your father exiled him."
No. It could not be. Why would his father exile his saintly brother?
"What crime could he even have committed?"
"No crime, Bharat," she said, even as she threaded her fingers through his hair. "Your brother is too good to commit a crime."
"Then why?" He screamed without thought, and for years after, he would wish he had never asked her that. "Why is my brother away? How did my father die?"
"I asked him to grant me the boons he had promised me so long ago," her lips parted in a thin smile as she spoke, and without meaning to, his gaze was drawn to the stub that remained of her thumb. "It hurt him too much to grant them."
He couldn't have heard that right. He must have misunderstood something. How could his mother's wishes hurt his father, when his own dearest wish was to grant all of hers?
"What.... What did you ask of him?"
"Two wishes," she said simply. "I asked him to exile Ram, and make you his heir. Ram left, and Sita and Lakshman went with him."
Exile... Ram... Heir
His brain refused to keep up.
"Maa," Bharat whispered softly, "do not jest. I am scared. Tell me what happened, Maa. Please."
His mother held his face gently in her hands, and the love in her eyes wounded him more than all the arrows that had ever pierced his skin could.
"I told you," she said. "I did it for you."
Bharat would forever remember that moment as when he had been orphaned. His mother must have died with his father, and some hellish creature impersonated her, for her to utter those words as he did. The woman who had let her thumb get crushed in the chariot wheel to save her husband's life, could not have asked him to exile the son he loved more than life itself. And the mother who had fed her brother before him, who had taught him to forever walk in his brother's footsteps would not have taken his birthright to give to Bharat.
No, his mother was gone, and whatever had taken over her body had taken his father too.
Or perhaps she had always been that way, and he had loved her too much to notice.
The bubbling specks of anger in his chest finally boiled over, spilling out of him as white- hot rage.
He threw himself as far from her as he could.
"You wretched woman," he cried, "You did this! You gave my father so much grief that he died! You sent my brothers away to the forest! Because of your greed, my sister- in- law has to live bereft of the luxuries that are her due."
"Bharat!" She reached out to him, hands outstretched as tears marked her face with every word he spoke. "Is that how you speak to your mother?"
The pain in his mother's voice would have hurt him once, and he would have run to apologise.
But this was not the mother he had loved and revered. This was the woman that had taken all his shelters from him, and left him to wither through the storm alone.
"You are not mother of mine! You have destroyed my dynasty, you have taken my father, you've taken my brothers. What else do you want?"
"I only did it for you."
His father would have stopped him then and there. His brother would have chided him for speaking to their mother so.
But they were not here to stop him. And Bharat had never experienced such rage before. It flowed out of him without a check, a dam that had been let go for the first time.
"I never wanted it!" Bharat snarled. "I don't want what belongs to my brother by right. I will not usurp the man who has done nothing but loved me all his life."
She only stared at him, resolved and unrepentant. "You say that now. But what would happen when he became the king? I would not stand as he made you a slave. I did what I had to."
He let out a choked laugh.
"Slave? Had you asked him, he would have given you the kingdom for me on a platter. And had you asked me, you would have known I would kill myself a hundred times over if you took the kingdom from him to give to me. "
The wrath would not melt from his bones, nor would his relentless tear bring him any relief. The senseless ire threatened to swallow him whole, burn through his skin and bones till the inferno had consumed her too, when he spoke.
"Cursed be your tongue that dared demand those boons! And cursed may I be, born from your womb!"
He left the queen on the floor, drowning out her entreaties for him to stay.
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AYO NAWWRRRRR NOW THAT IS SOME NEEDLES I FELL ON đđđđđ
Poor poor Bharat...
I love this so much
we will always get through the bad times
I wanted to write a fic where Madam Lan escapes and she helps the Wen burn down Cloud Recesses... Because she's been there and she knows how the barriers work and stuff. But then I did think not many people would take this well? Like seeing her more as a villain? But. I can do what I want!! And what I want is revenge!!! She IS going to make a shady deal with Wen Rouhan. She IS going to burn down Cloud Recesses and she IS going to kill her husband and no one can stop me!
also this is fiction.. just a reminder..
Write it! Let her have her revenge!
But what about LWJ's broken leg? How does she react to that? Does WRH run for his life?
Nameless AU fic 1 Beginning of the End Chapter 9/10 : A-Yuan Steals the Show is out!
Go read!!!
Chapter summary :
A-Xin scowls, âThen get lost!â Peacock-gongzi continues as if he didnât hear A-Xin, âBut Jiang-guniang has given me a second chance and I promise that I would spend my life making amends for my past behaviour.â A-Xin stomps her feet on the pier, âJin-gongzi built an entire lotus pond for da-shijie in his aquarium! And you gifted her a wilted single lotus, Peacock-gongzi, do not think you can-â A-Yuan interrupts her, âBut A-Xin, baba says that dagu likes Peacock-gongzi!â A-Xin sniffs, âJin-gongzi is probably richer, if he can afford to live in an aquarium.â A-Yuan wrinkles his nose in distaste, âBut heâs a Jin.â A-Xin hums, âWeâll just drown him in the lotus pond he made, da-shijie can easily handle a water ghoul, especially if it is a Jin one, and then she can rule the aquarium and show us new fish everyday!â
Random wen stuff. Blah
Reblog if itâs okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo
Chapter snippet from chap9 of the fic Beginning of the End
It's from A-Yuan's pov, and they (A-Yuan and A-Xin (my oc))think that JZX lives in an aquarium because they were told that he lives in the Fish Tower XD
