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Janaina Medeiros
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@pasta-blends
Wow it’s been a while lol
Cutlery in Mouth Connotations
Knife in your mouth:
Edgelord
No self preservation instinct
You probably like Tokyo Ghoul
Horny on main
Spoon in your mouth
Anime girl UwU
Probably top tier waifu
Sweet, but surprisingly dirty minded
Tall s/o
Fork in your mouth
You’re just hungry, aren’t you?
Normal human being
Hee hee Coroika shitpost machine go brr
Idea by Coroika incorrect quotes.
- Pasta
Hmmm,
I think I’ve seen you somewhere before
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
GUYS ITS SPOOKY TIME AGAIN
G E T S P O O K Y
IT’S SPOOKY TIME
Pride month is a bit like Halloween if you think about it.
Sexy costumes, sick beats, street festivals, community connection and the fun of terrifying conservatives. All in one.
But yeah, SPOOKY TIEM!!,
ASD Brains be Like - Snicker Knife
I was walking, you know, like a normal human being, and somehow my brain made a series of connections that resulted in me thinking “could you murder somembody with a snickers bar?”.
I now know, thanks to 20 minutes of contemplation, how to kill somebody with a snickers bar.
Place the snickers in your refrigerator to make sure that they're solid, but not too hard.
Remove from fridge and quickly slice off parts of the bar to create a wedge, point or blade, whichever works.
Quickly place bar in freezer to avoid melting, and to solidify/harden it.
Use when ready
The only issue I could think of is if the target runs, you will no longer have a knife, but you will have a snickers bar so you can apologise for trying to kill them. Nut allergies give a +7 to damage
Also, to dispose of the evidence, eat your weapon. It won’t be as nice as a normal snickers bar, cos it's covered in blood, but I’m sure you can make do. You’re on the run from the law now after all. Why did you do this, idiot? Why?
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Disclaimer - Murder is stinky. Don’t.
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Guys
GUYS
I REWATCHED A TALE OF TWO STANS AND I SAW THIS. IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE POINT THIS OUT WTH
W H -
Sorry to disappoint y’all... that's a safety hazard symbol
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Welp-
The diamonds are now canonically a safety hazard, i’m not taking any arguments
I wouldn’t take any chances either
Guys
GUYS
I REWATCHED A TALE OF TWO STANS AND I SAW THIS. IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE POINT THIS OUT WTH
W H -
Sorry to disappoint y’all... that's a safety hazard symbol
Kill la Kill headcannon
Ryuko's glove (the one she used to power up Senketsu) left a permanent scar on her arm from the times when she used it. She doesn’t really mind, she sees it as a connection to him.
Just finished watching Kill la Kill... Wow. Emotions. I might write a fanfic
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Cursed Thought of the day
Are Steven’s kidney stones sentient?
I’m really sorry.
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Applications are officially closed!
Thank you so, so much to everyone who applied! In total, we received 81 artist applications, 21 writer applications, and a whopping 144 Pearlsonas to choose from. Every piece was an absolute joy to look at; there’s so much creativity, talent, and skill in this fandom!
What comes next?
● If you applied, keep an eye on your email! Acceptances and rejections will be sent out by May 5th – a post will be made on this blog after all emails have been sent.
● Keep watching the #hundreds of pearls zine tag! A more complete schedule will be posted within the week.
●Check out some of the creators! Fan content creators can always use a friendly boost!
We can’t wait to announce the full team! Thank you again for all your contributions!
FAQ ● SCHEDULE
Hey Ya’ll! I’m REALLY sorry for the recent inactivity, but I’ve applied for this! I don’t know if I’ll get in, but here it is anyway!
Goodbye and Thank You
Thank you, Garnet, for showing us a healthy LGBTQ relationship.
Thank you Amethyst, for showing us how to love ourselves.
Thank you Pearl, for showing us how to grow.
Thank you Lapis, for showing us how to overcome our fears.
Thank you Peridot, for showing us that we can learn to love life, in all its forms.
Thank you Bismuth, for showing us true loyalty.
Thank you Jasper, for showing that progress takes time.
Thank you Spinel, for showing us that there is always someone out there for us.
Thank you White, for showing us that it's okay to be honest with ourselves.
Thank you Blue, for showing us that it is okay to grieve.
Thank you Yellow, for showing us that love can come from the least likely of places.
Thank you Pink and Rose, for showing us that everyone makes mistakes.
Thank you Greg, for showing us the beauty of humanity.
Thank you Connie, for showing us and Steven love.
And finally, thank you Steven. For everything.
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Pearl Memes
Image 1 based off Bismuth Casual, Images 2 and 3 based off Homeworld Bound.
Have some shitposts. Just take them.
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Hot Take 2: Electirc Boogaloo
The chest in lion's mane contains pink diamond's essence. It's probably how they'll cure Steven's corruption if it does happen!
I doubt they would just leave that plot hole.
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Episode 15 & 16 Analysis Bits
This is a analysis post of all the little things that I, and probably some of you guys noticed in the latest 2 episodes.
The Diamond Essence
So Steven used all the diamond essence. Everyone knows that. But the contrast between how the essence blends in episode 1 and 15 is pretty interesting.
In episode 1 of SUF, the blend of essence looks very smooth, bright, and wavy. It sparkles in a very nice and harmonious way.
However, in the latest episode, the blend looks far more... fragmented. Unstable. Dark.
This is probably a representation of his mental state being far more jarred, unstable, and just unhealthy. Rather than spreading evenly and properly, his essence just spreads, like a stain. Or a corruption scar....
Steven's forms
Steven has changed shape, size and even color this season. There are some things to take note of:
Steven's form changes either uniformly or chaotically. This probably indicates weather the change is a reaction or an internal change. That's why Steven grew so chaotically and unsustainably in Growing Pains, but grew in a “healthier” way during Fragments. Not that the way he grew was healthy at all.
We know from the series that gems, including Steven, change form depending on their mental state. Steven changed into chad Steven because he felt stronger. Steven might change into the wyrm because he feels out of control, like a corrupted gem.
Pink Diamond Resembelence
Steven underwent a number of physical changes during Fragments, but one of the most significant ones was his increasing resemblance to his mother.
He's taller, about quartz height. His hair is poofier, like Pink's hair, and it even has the same tufts as hers. And the eyes? People have been pointing out that they have white pupils like White's , rather than Blue and Yellow's black pupils. And that must be deliberate.
White said she wanted to fix things. When she couldn’t, she moved ahead. Steven wants to fix things, but he can't live without a purpose. His family saw him as a burden when he couldn’t do anything. That has fed into his current state, if not created it.
Betraying Every Single Crystal Gem Value
This is probably one of the things that hit me the hardest in this episode. He managed to:
Destroy organic life
SHATTER A GEM
Enjoy violence and causing pain
Within 3 days. All things that his mother fought so hard to prevent from occurring. Perhaps this is why he has decided to do it. His mother didn’t want it, so in an attempt to prove that he's his own person, he does all of the things that would cause disapproval from anyone but Jasper.
It's convoluted and awful, but in a way it makes sense. If he does what his family wants, they will always want more. They'll never want more of this.
Greg
When Steven said “You’re just like mum”, I was astounded by how offensively Greg took it. Astounded for a good reason. He realises that Rose wasn't an entirely altruistic person.
I think this actually shows an incredible amount of strength in Greg. I feel like Steven overreacted in the situation, but Greg has grown nonetheless.
He did get carried away though. He whisked Steven through his youth, without any regard for his feelings. Instead of sitting and talking, he tried to distract Steven. And that CD... context, Greg. Context.
Also, they way that he implies that Steven was “free” shows how little he helped bring up Steven after he moved in with the gems.
Anyway, that was a lot to unpack. I hope you enjoyed reading it! If you have any thoughts, let me know.
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Steven Falls Over
Hmm... this could be foreshadowing....
Or maybe Pearl pushed Steven onto the rink...
I dunno, just saying. Those are some skinny hands...
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