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Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36
RMH
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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pixel skylines
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
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@pastaost
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
I jacked off twice today.
I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?
not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.
Have a great time! :)
"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."
Thanks bestie, I will!
"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."
You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
I made a miscalculation.
I'd like to make myself believe
I’ve been laughing at this for too long not to share
guillermo and nandor what we do in the shadows season 5, episode 3: pride parade
Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️
@salticid you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!
[twitter]
IVE FOUND IT AT LAST
ph my fuckning gog
aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined
no one is doing it like them
i got anon hate for this post
A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk
The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team
Okay first of all how dare you make me laugh when I have pneumonia
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but what’s updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
I wanted to reblog this but the images from the original are gone
edited to include alt text. ID in the reblogs.
I still just cannot believe they made Fred obsessed with portraying Toxic Masculinity in the Velma show.
Fred?
‘Ascot wearing’ Fred?
‘Metrosexual icon’ Fred?
‘Cried openly during the goodbye scene in Alien Invaders’ Fred?
‘Drinks his respect women juice daily’ Fred?
‘Unapologetically affectionate with Shaggy’ Fred?
That Fred? Obsessed with Toxic Masculinity? The audacity. The gall. The clownery.
*light yagami voice* No bitches, Ryuk?
Light yagami homophobic moments
#kind of a milf reblog
I won't apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr