[zaynfag]

i fly like paper get high like planes

[escuerzoresucitado]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dorothylarouge]

[vegetavegetason]

[memewhore]

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[sacred-portal]

[cyberbullyinc]

i love this dude

[coachmig]

Fanart

[hyperchaotix]

Love this stance he does at the end

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[vergak]

[kosmogrl]

[70sscifiart]

Space wizards

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[aletheyass]

rodeos are gay af why are you so keen on showing other men how well you can ride

[jame7t]

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nah he was crucified

[cryptotheism]

Huge cock though

[postoctobrist]

They should put this in the Statue of Liberty next to the poem

[gunsandfireandshit]

Wow, he did all that just for his son? Great father