Pato’s Geek Chest of Awesomeness

Tumblr is the keeper of my sanity. I mostly reblog posts that strike my fancy. Could be random, could be a horrible one-sided love affair with the reblog button in the Hobbit tag. Hufflepuff pride bitches!

[steddiealltheway]

Nancy: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Eddie, Steve, and Robin: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

[rylandgraceisaceinspace]

[thelife0fashowgirl]

“THIS IS MUSIC!!”

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[pea-gravel]

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

[la-mancha-screwjob]

The Rescuers live action adaptation looks good as hell actually

[lev-calder-deactivated20230421]

What say you, Eddie the Banished?

Stranger Things S04E06: The Dive

[ursminor]

i made bruno elmo memes

[brittany-murphy]

[angeltiddies]

[hopefulmillennial]

[neil-gaiman]

That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.

[beans-shadow]

I think Neil Gaiman is one of the only celebrities that truly understands what Tumblr users want.

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

amused-snorted at the post first, wondered what the hell previous commenter meant, backtracked to check op username and took it like missing a step down the stairs

[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[maswartz]

Like please let us play as anyone other than that one kid who ends up battling some god pokemon. Give us a game where we play as a breeder running a daycare Give us a game where we play as a Nurse Joy Give us a game where we play as a Gym Leader, let us make our own gym, recruit trainers, etc.

[fen-ha-fuck-you]

Bridgerton Season Two  ⤐  A Bee in Your Bonnet

[stevenrogered]

Behind the Scenes of Jonathan Bailey/Anthony Bridgerton’s Mr. Darcy moment

+ Bonus:

[mishellejones]

#it’s their love language

[patopa]

H

[pattinsonsupremacy]

BESTIES WAKE UP BATMAN EYESHADOW TUTORIAL JUST DROPPED

[onlylostphysics]

Reactions to Stede’s onboard library | Our Flag Means Death

[remnantglow]

im sorry i just found out that all steel made post-ww2 has like subtly higher levels of radioactivity….. bc the nuclear bombs increased the background radiation in the air slightly all across the world and so atmospheric air used in the production of steel contaminates it….. and it’s completely negligible in everyday life and not at all dangerous (really, truly do not worry about it) but apparently it also means that whenever we need Special No Radiation Steel (like for scientific/medical equipment, ex. geiger counters or xray machines) we have to use scavenged steel made before ww2. and apparently shipwrecks are a great source of such steel. so a lot of such equipment is made from recycled shipwreck metal. what the fuck. what the fuck

[remnantglow]

for anyone who like me was worried we will one day run out of shipwreck steel: thankfully the background radiation levels in the atmosphere have been dropping ever since nuclear testing was moved underground, so this will become less and less of an issue with time. and now for another radioactive metal from shipwrecks fan fact:

apparently lead is really good for radiation shielding, which is why it’s important to many physics experiments, especially those concerned with studying dark matter and rare particles. unfortunately, lead is also inherently A Little Bit Radioactive (unrelated to nuclear bombs, it’s just a feature of the metal), but the radioactive element decays over time, so the older the lead, the less radioactive, and hence better for Physics Stuff. which is why ancient Roman lead is Ideal for this. so a lot of ancient bars of lead from Roman shipwrecks - tons of cargo that would’ve ended up as weapons or coins and stuff, if it didn’t sink to the bottom of the sea - are sold to physicists. it’s like a whole “preservation of cultural heritage vs revolutionary scientific research” thing. like a whole fucking feud btwn the archaeologists and physicists

[remnantglow]

if anyone wants to read more abt this:

here’s an article abt the (not) radioactive steel (it has a Wikipedia page too)

here’s an article abt the ancient Roman lead, and a paper that goes into the dilemma more in depth

[headspace-hotel]

One of those things about our world that is definitely not magic, no, not at all

[kitsune-sam]

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew: