...but I believe that you were pushing your luck

this blog is run by @agnesandhilda! check pinned post for info

[patricideawards]

finals: day eleven

who is the BEST daddy issues character?

raven (dc comics)

zuko (avatar the last airbender)

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[ravensvirginity]

RAVEN WON!!!!

BEST DADDY ISSUES CHARACTER GOES TO MY BABY GIRL!!!!!

[patricideawards]

congratulations raven!

[femmechilles]

you want me to trust my father? the thing that killed iphigenia?

[crippled-peeper]

42 million disabled, elderly, and poor working Americans are getting their food assistance cut off on November 1st if the government doesn’t fund it again

I kept saying we were still in “the before times” in some respects and things are about to get so much worse for everyone. “the before times” is over nov 1st in my mind

this many Americans haven’t gone hungry in several generations. there is no predicting what will happen, but it’s going to be horrific no matter what

“A hungry mob is an angry mob” - Bob Marley

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[diosapate]

rule #1 of patricide is to have fun and be yourself

[should-they-be-emancipated]

Emancipation submissions

Ever watch a show and go, "Man, that teenager would be way happier on their own than with THOSE parents?" Have I got a blog for you.

Submission rules:

Must be a minor OR have significant flashbacks of them as a minor

No real people

Only one character per submission

[borderline-bitch-tournament]

BPD tournament 🔥🔥

are tournaments like this out of fashion by now.........idk and idc.

ummm im not gonna put info about bpd here because i dont have the energy for that rn and I don't really like a lot of the definitions online lol. if you're interested in this tournament you probably either have it or know enough

more under cut!! :3

rules:

- YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE BPD TO PARTICIPATE/SUBMIT. all I ask is that you have some kind of background knowledge on it- if you have friends or partners with bpd, if you've done reliable research on it because you wondered if you had it, or otherwise, you're welcome to submit.

- in that vein, if you're weird about cluster b disorders or personality disorders in general, please leave.

- no real people, characters from live action movies are okay but no real people

- nobody from the movie "girl, interrupted". that movie was hugely triggering for me is all. (this doesn't mean you have to think about whether a movie you submitted someone from would be triggering to me as well, I likely haven't watched it, just nothing from this movie specifically)

- characters do not have to have BPD canonically, it can be headcanon, but I'd prefer if you explain the headcanon. Don't worry about spoilers, I'll tag them if necessary (you should probably tell me if they're spoilers) but I'm not worried about seeing them in submissions.

- don't try to muddle the waters of canon/headcanon please it's very frustrating. no marking canon on the form because "well it's never been outright confirmed but it's so implied it's basically canon" none of that. it's canon if it has been explicitly stated in the writing of the media or by its creators somewhere. you are totally welcome to ask if a certain thing counts as canon confirmation if you're not sure, just please don't mark canon if it's a headcanon. (sorry about the insistence on this rule I've just had other experiences with it and it's soooo irritating.)

- please try to avoid harmful stereotypes when submitting ^^

- askbox is for propaganda and other commentary, not submissions!! submission form is linked a little ways below :3

- joke submissions are totally allowed. they won't be put in the bracket but we love to get sillay

- vote based on whatever you like. whichever has the most convincing propaganda, whoever's your fave, whoever you think is prettier, whoever you think is uglier, hell, whoever you think would win in a fistfight, idk. just have fun

- be nice & have fun!!

other info:

- it's been like 2 years since I ran a tournament so I might forget stuff. it'll also probably run a little slower

- bracket will be decided by the amount of characters with the most submissions first, then when/if I get down to several characters that only have one submission, I'll decide based on how convincing the propaganda/reasoning is

- matchups will be decided mostly at random, but I'll try to keep it as fair as possible. primarily I'll do my best not to pit canon bpd characters against headcanon but no promises because idk how many I'll get of each

- there'll be no two characters in the bracket from the same source media

- ame-chan (needy streamer overload) is pre-included in the bracket. there were other characters I wanted to pre-include but none that I didn't have reservations about so. she's lonely in there get some other submissions!!!

SUBMIT HERE!!

submissions close in a week on September 20!

[catilinas]

which is sexiest

patricide

matricide

fratricide

filicide

Voting ended onJun 14, 2024

[r0zeclawz]

they call it a "step dad" because killing him will be a mere step in my grand scheme (killing my dad)

[rydenxo]

everyone should be allowed to fight their dad at least once

[rydenxo]

somehow i feel like tags are not necessary. if there is an audience this must reach, it will reach them.

[waterboardingwizard]

[dykeseinfeld]

i’m dropping hints that i’m gay *instigates fight with father*

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

OPENING POST

hi, welcome to my new poll blog! inspired by blogs like @doyoulikethissong-poll and @haveyouheardthisband, I decided to make a blog dedicated to polls about how well-known and well-liked specific drag performers are on tumblr!

we are not here to judge your drag. drag is art, and art is subjective. I know people get heated about what they love, especially online, but please remember that I am, at the end of the day, just some guy. I am not the ultimate arbiter of drag as an artform, and I have other things to do than run this blog all day.

SOME GUIDELINES:

(these are subject to change as necessary!)

do not submit more than one artist per form!

you are allowed to submit drag kings and uncategorized performers as well as drag queens!

you are not only allowed but encouraged to submit performers who aren't from rupaul's drag race, as well as historical performers and local/indie performers---just keep in mind that my ability to implement your suggestion is based on how much information I can find about them online!

if you're unsure of whether or not a performer/historical figure counts as a drag performer, feel free to send me an ask about it.

that being said, I have a rather liberal definition of drag and probably WILL accept your submission if I think it's funny/interesting enough..

do you know this drag artist?

GUIDELINES: do not submit more than one artist per form! you are allowed to submit drag kings and uncategorized performers as well as drag q

[patricideawards]

omg I wonder what genius runs this blog <3

[vizuart]

[stigmatam4rtyr]

Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1883-1885) | Ilya Repin

[haveyouheardthisband]

Submit band suggestions here

#talk is metaposts about the blog

#data is observations about the data collected

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[patricideawards]

so rude of my local hipster coffeeshop to play kyoto by phoebe bridgers as background music