Paxie

Hi, yes I don’t give a shit

[gifsboom]

So you think you’re lucky.

[via sid78669 ]

[r4cs0]

Holy shitballs

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

What’s with these crazy ass drivers???????

[lucifer-insoa]

BRUH

[shayberri789]

Some of these need to be slowed down so I can properly see what is going on

[whothehellisbuckyx]

Steve : Bucky and I are so close we finish each other-

Bucky : Off.

Steve : [chokes]

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Aziraphale: The audacity.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Gabriel: I have a feeling we should kiss.

Beelzebub: I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, "Hmm...better not."

[incorrect-good-omens]

Aziraphale: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Crowley, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

[maya-tl]

Sanders Sides fandom be like...

Person: Hey I like this ship, what's it called?

Me, looking over and spotting my favourite Sanders Sides ship: Oh that's *keyboard smash*

*

Person who just joined the fandom: I love all the sides equally.

Person: Roman, Patton, Logan...

Person, squinting at hand: Uh... Birch Oil.. Receipt.... Tree Moss.....

*

Random Tumblr user: Hi I'm new to the fandom I was just wondering if -

The fandom: Snitties.

Random Tumblr user, befuddled: W-what?

The fandom, leaning closer: Snitties.

*

Me: *scrolling through Tumblr*

Me: *sees a bunch of screenshots of the sides*

Me: Ah, incorrect quotes? The Office or Parks & Rec?

Me: *scrolls down to the tags*

Me: Yup. Parks & Rec.

*

Person #2 who just joined the fandom: Oh, I love all the sides equally.

Person #2: Virgil, Remus, Deceit...

Person #2, squinting at the flashcard Person #1 is holding up in the background: Uh.. Love Gun... Fat Bun..... Rowing Man??

*

Joan: H -

The whole fandom, collectively, without hesitation: *standing up, cheering, throwing flowers, sobbing*

Talyn: *walks in*

The fandom: *loses it immediately*

*

Thomas: *announces new merchandise*

The entirety of the fandom, on his doorstep, ready to purchase the entire shop: How much?

*

Person: Wow, this series is so fun and light-hearted.

Thomas: Yeah it sure is

Thomas: *holding up an overflowing bucket full of angst*

Thomas: Would be a shame if someone were to

[alchemist-shizun]

Where is the lie

[eggsnu]

OP you just called us out in 3 seconds tops and I don't know what to feel

[maya-tl]

Actually this post took me like 4 minutes to write, but if you feel called out by 'Person: Hey' then yes.

Yes I did.

[lover-of-the-light117-deactivat]

Hot Take:

I’d rather have a good ending than more seasons

[fialleril]

Very much related: I’d rather have a good ending than a sequel.

[vanillycake]

My story telling skills in 3 panels

[imbetterlive]

FUCK ANYONE WHO CONSCIOUSLY DOES THIS

IF YOU’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR EYES ARE LIGHTING UP WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT

YOU LISTEN YOUR ASS OFF, DON’T DEFEAT THE LIGHT, KEEP IT GOING OR FUCK YOU

[decordas-blog]

For the people with no attention spans that might be anxious about doing this: be honest about it- if your attention span is dwindling, speak up and just tell them “gimme a sec, attention span” then take a breather until you can focus again.

I do this a lot. I don’t feel good about it but I also want my friends to understand that I need to scroll my phone every few minutes so I can refocus and give them as much of my attention as possible.

[gettzi]

Omg thank you. My ADHD ass was spiraling down the #guiltslide until I scrolled through the notes.

[lady-byleth]

That is super helpful, definitely will use!

[luidilovins]

A lot of the time I’ll tell them what I got hung up on and then ask them to repeat themselves.

“Sorry was staring at the dog in that lady’s tote but I promise I heard you.”

“You said a phrase that reminded me of a really obscure movie so I got confused on whether you meant the phrase like in the context of the movie or in like the context in real life but please continue.”

“Sorry dude. Went somewhere for a bit. Can you repeat that please?”

“Ugh. Tv’s in my line of sight.”

“Sometimes it takes my brain a minute to process words So I WANT to listen but maybe you could speak slowly and clearly so I can understand you.”

“Lmao I was just picturing a funny scenario based off the thing you just said and I went too far with it.”

And if they’re fumbling or getting stuck?

“Take your time bro.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

[krystal-prisms]

How bout this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

[blackfox21]

What about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

[anonymous-elf]

How much is this neat tea set?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

[bai-zewarrior]

What about this super creepy cool chair?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s Lionel. they’re sleeping and I suggest you do NOT wake them

[fatpussycafe]

How much for this dandy fellow?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YOU WOKE IT UP WHY DID YOU WAKE IT UP???

[andysapanda223]

Hey y’all in case you don’t know there’s going to be a YouTube walkout happening from December 10th-13th in response to the new terms and agreements YouTube put in place. According to the new terms they’re allowed to delete channels if they don’t meet community guild lines, which historically for them has included LGBT related channels and content.

Many creators are not posting during this walkout and is asking for people not to use YouTube unless it’s related to the UK election (if you live the UK and still want to participate in the walkout but need to use YouTube to stay on top of election info I think there’s a UK one from the 13th-16th too!)

Anyway fuck those new terms and I’m gonna be deleting my YouTube app on my phone until the 16th.

[underthecouchh]

Gabriel: I’m so proud of Aziraphale, I came into his bookshop today and he had that demon, Crawly, all tied up. Said he’d “finish the job”.

Beelzebub, not looking up from their phone: Where was he tied up?

Gabriel: The bedpost.

Gabriel:

Gabriel: OH

[filmgifs]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Gene Kelly + Stanley Donen

[notthebestomens]

Gabriel: welcome to the "Fuck Aziraphale" support group, where we gather to say "Fuck You" to that pathetic excuse of an angel

Gabriel: but first, a few words from our newest member

Crowley, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-

[adoni-pike1261]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[ellipsisgalore]

… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.

Including the chicken dance

And the YMCA.

[kitsumekat]

Y’all didn’t reblog the best one 

[lucifer-insoa]

Lmao this is the kind of thing YouTube will destroy if it can.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god