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Holy shitballs
Whatâs with these crazy ass drivers???????
BRUH
Some of these need to be slowed down so I can properly see what is going on
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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So you think youâre lucky.
[via sid78669 ]
Holy shitballs
Whatâs with these crazy ass drivers???????
BRUH
Some of these need to be slowed down so I can properly see what is going on
Steve : Bucky and I are so close we finish each other-
Bucky : Off.
Steve : [chokes]
Crowley: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Aziraphale: The audacity.
Gabriel: I have a feeling we should kiss.
Beelzebub: I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, "Hmm...better not."
Aziraphale: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Crowley, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
Sanders Sides fandom be like...
Person: Hey I like this ship, what's it called?
Me, looking over and spotting my favourite Sanders Sides ship: Oh that's *keyboard smash*
*
Person who just joined the fandom: I love all the sides equally.
Person: Roman, Patton, Logan...
Person, squinting at hand: Uh... Birch Oil.. Receipt.... Tree Moss.....
*
Random Tumblr user: Hi I'm new to the fandom I was just wondering if -
The fandom: Snitties.
Random Tumblr user, befuddled: W-what?
The fandom, leaning closer: Snitties.
*
Me: *scrolling through Tumblr*
Me: *sees a bunch of screenshots of the sides*
Me: Ah, incorrect quotes? The Office or Parks & Rec?
Me: *scrolls down to the tags*
Me: Yup. Parks & Rec.
*
Person #2 who just joined the fandom: Oh, I love all the sides equally.
Person #2: Virgil, Remus, Deceit...
Person #2, squinting at the flashcard Person #1 is holding up in the background: Uh.. Love Gun... Fat Bun..... Rowing Man??
*
Joan: H -
The whole fandom, collectively, without hesitation: *standing up, cheering, throwing flowers, sobbing*
Talyn: *walks in*
The fandom: *loses it immediately*
*
Thomas: *announces new merchandise*
The entirety of the fandom, on his doorstep, ready to purchase the entire shop: How much?
*
Person: Wow, this series is so fun and light-hearted.
Thomas: Yeah it sure is
Thomas: *holding up an overflowing bucket full of angst*
Thomas: Would be a shame if someone were to
Where is the lie
OP you just called us out in 3 seconds tops and I don't know what to feel
Actually this post took me like 4 minutes to write, but if you feel called out by 'Person: Hey' then yes.
Yes I did.
Hot Take:
Iâd rather have a good ending than more seasons
Very much related: Iâd rather have a good ending than a sequel.
My story telling skills in 3 panels
FUCK ANYONE WHO CONSCIOUSLY DOES THIS
IF YOUâRE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR EYES ARE LIGHTING UP WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHAT THEYâRE TALKING ABOUT
YOU LISTEN YOUR ASS OFF, DONâT DEFEAT THE LIGHT, KEEP IT GOING OR FUCK YOU
For the people with no attention spans that might be anxious about doing this: be honest about it- if your attention span is dwindling, speak up and just tell them âgimme a sec, attention spanâ then take a breather until you can focus again.
I do this a lot. I donât feel good about it but I also want my friends to understand that I need to scroll my phone every few minutes so I can refocus and give them as much of my attention as possible.
Omg thank you. My ADHD ass was spiraling down the #guiltslide until I scrolled through the notes.
That is super helpful, definitely will use!
A lot of the time Iâll tell them what I got hung up on and then ask them to repeat themselves.
âSorry was staring at the dog in that ladyâs tote but I promise I heard you.â
âYou said a phrase that reminded me of a really obscure movie so I got confused on whether you meant the phrase like in the context of the movie or in like the context in real life but please continue.â
âSorry dude. Went somewhere for a bit. Can you repeat that please?â
âUgh. Tvâs in my line of sight.â
âSometimes it takes my brain a minute to process words So I WANT to listen but maybe you could speak slowly and clearly so I can understand you.â
âLmao I was just picturing a funny scenario based off the thing you just said and I went too far with it.â
And if theyâre fumbling or getting stuck?
âTake your time bro.â
*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*
How much for this stick I can shake at God?
10 bucks
can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount
15% discount for 3 or more
How bout this book? I think itâs look cool with a cosplay Iâm planning
40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it
How much is the doll?
Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return
How about this?
$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff
Hey this chair looks cool, how much?
the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you
How bout this
Excuse me thatâs my great-uncle, he is family
What about this?
thatâs not a sale item, thatâs my dang lunch
How much is this neat tea set?
OH GODS YOUâVE SET THEM LOOSE
What about this super creepy cool chair?
thatâs Lionel. theyâre sleeping and I suggest you do NOT wake them
How much for this dandy fellow?
YOU WOKE IT UP WHY DID YOU WAKE IT UP???
Hey yâall in case you donât know thereâs going to be a YouTube walkout happening from December 10th-13th in response to the new terms and agreements YouTube put in place. According to the new terms theyâre allowed to delete channels if they donât meet community guild lines, which historically for them has included LGBT related channels and content.
Many creators are not posting during this walkout and is asking for people not to use YouTube unless itâs related to the UK election (if you live the UK and still want to participate in the walkout but need to use YouTube to stay on top of election info I think thereâs a UK one from the 13th-16th too!)
Anyway fuck those new terms and Iâm gonna be deleting my YouTube app on my phone until the 16th.
Gabriel: Iâm so proud of Aziraphale, I came into his bookshop today and he had that demon, Crawly, all tied up. Said heâd âfinish the jobâ.
Beelzebub, not looking up from their phone: Where was he tied up?
Gabriel: The bedpost.
Gabriel:
Gabriel: OH
SINGINâ IN THE RAIN dir. Gene Kelly + Stanley Donen
Gabriel: welcome to the "Fuck Aziraphale" support group, where we gather to say "Fuck You" to that pathetic excuse of an angel
Gabriel: but first, a few words from our newest member
Crowley, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
âsliiide to the leftâ
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
âone hop this timeâ
*clonk*
âtwo hops this timeâ
*clonk clonk*
âeverybody clap your hands!â
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send âem my way!Â
⊠apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.
Including the chicken dance
And the YMCA.
Yâall didnât reblog the best oneÂ
Lmao this is the kind of thing YouTube will destroy if it can.
Same energy
trifecta
quadrifecta
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god