i hate Jeff D’Onofrio

adult content is what made this site you giant stupid fuck, go ahead and delete me cause i wont be coming back, and so many other users wont be either

[i-am-a-fish]

reblog if you don’t want to watch a family guy funny moments compilation

trying to prove a point to my youtube algorithm

[despazito]

[aerodactylheresies]

[despazito]

NO ONE INVITED YOU

[madamladydunlavey]

Good morning

[jupiterjonas-deactivated2019101]

Activision Blizzard just fired 800 Employees even though they had another record breaking year

EAT THE RICH

Or at least

[jupiterjonas-deactivated2019101]

It got worse people..

[margbarcis]

i can almost guarantee he’s not the only one in that situation, too.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Literally everyone in the games industry desperately needs to unionize or strike or anything

[agoodcartoon]

agc.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

ok this is epic

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[butchfaith]

the female impressionists…………………… they Knew……………..

[butchfaith]

she Knows…………. she Gets It………….

[butchfaith]

she Knows…………………..

[butchfaith]

these ladies? they Know……….

[shegufta]

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

[alright-gay]

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

[plantwitch]

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[lennythereviewer]

ALRIGHT CONSTABLE-FROZEN TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

titillating

[indigoechild]

Wait what happened to the king’s nipples?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

the more you know

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

I did not need to know that

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

I know I’m the OP, but no one did

[prguitarman]

The nipples had to go

[bluegrasshole]

here’s the same post but less bitter/more coherent so skinny people are allowed to read it lmao

[babyanimalgifs]

These made my day (@kristinannphotography)

[squeakyshepard]

[grossgiirl-deactivated20200228]

When you are asked by a friend to show your art