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Peebs, 25+

[bidonica]

there are notps and there are whytps. You aren't even annoyed by the ship you're just baffled that particular combination of characters has shooters

[verecunda]

[sashayed]

did not register this last line as "lo!" for a solid few seconds. maybe you didn't either

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[tablesage]

useful framework

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[only-cat-memes]

[abrahamshipwreck]

[fluentisonus]

the funniest thing about the whole sticking a knife/metal utensil in the toaster thing is that you can go your whole life being told not to do it & even laugh at the idea of anyone doing it but as soon as your toast gets stuck & there's a knife sitting there on the counter your first most basic tool-problem-solving-creature thought is Still "I should stick that knife in there and get it out"

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[swarnpert]

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel

[rivertigo]

hey ya is an impossibly powerful song

[redstonedust]

i refuse to judge people by their clothing choices but i did walk by an older man wearing a grand theft auto themed rick & morty shirt today and i have to say it was a bold choice. he's making a statement. it was. attention grabbing. for sure.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[omegaversereloaded]

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

[nianeyna]

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion