two sentence horror story:
waiter: here is your pasta *holds up parmesan* say when
*leans over and starts shaking their deodorant flakes on my pasta*
this was disgusting
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two sentence horror story:
waiter: here is your pasta *holds up parmesan* say when
*leans over and starts shaking their deodorant flakes on my pasta*
this was disgusting
life after highschool is having romantic feelings for taco bell nacho fries
lurk lurk lurk sahur
Honestly I coudn't get this image out of my head, it's never too late yall
Hey siri what is grief-baiting
made this a while ago, animating my favorite panels is really fun!
except i've made a mistake of buying CSP Pro instead of EXE so im stuck with only 24 frames T_T
ITS SUMMERTIME
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
I like girls
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i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ
hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
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