The Red Jasper

Made in 1993, Aries, INFJ. Writer, translator, artist,roleplayer, gamer. || #penpalsearch #penpalswanted 

[yenyenyen19]

Ladies and Gentlemen, This is a robbery.

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.hello this game owns me and so does arthur

[louisebichan]

Loch Lomond

[racefortheironthrone]

Was there any form of cryptocurrency in the Middle Ages?

No.

[cumaeansibyl]

indulgences

[ashstfu]

fun prank idea: lay in bed for the rest of your life and ignore reality by reading books and daydreaming all day everyday

[jigsawgirl96-deactivated2022030]

It’s like I have this disease that makes me place online orders

[acerosedrop]

“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I just told someone they have to wear a face mask to come into the centre where I work and he said “what for” and I think I blacked out for a second

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

sir the pandemic

[flamboyantdragon]

"In New York you can be a new man"

Yes, we call that identity fraud

[fantasmalresplendent]

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

[lizardsister]

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[marisolinspades]

[jefferoni-quotes]

Alexander, after presenting his debt plan: Any questions?

Jefferson: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

Jefferson: Number one: how dare you.

[srsfunny]

So so gullible

[complete-trash-and-despair]

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

[uncle-beanbag]

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

[bigredm38-2]

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

[astroangeltears]

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

[peis-kos]

When a crystal breaks because of energies, it shatters differently than a cut like that. When it breaks for absorbing energies it's kind of... (wait for it) crystal clear.

(hehehehehehehee)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[slut-for-bumblebees]

[memewhore]

Lil My Ex Died 😬

[peis-kos]

Lil Panic Attack 👌🏻

[clonepa3]

I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN SILENT HILL AND RESIDENT EVIL OKAY? I THINK SLICE OF LIFE ANIME IS AN ENTERTAINING GENRE

[sadclowncentral]

what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk