I'm Back, Bitches

Percy || They/Them || 28 🫩 sometimes I disappear time isn't real

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[depsidase]

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[depsidase]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[animentality]

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[dogpuppy]

[teathattast]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]