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personal tumblr of aki (hi) --- inspiration → ever/ruin ffxiv → song of the people

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to fix a ripped plushie (clear and easy to follow) by 浪浪山陈三丫头手缝师傅

[pocket-deer-belly]

ok thank god there's so many fucking videos showing you how to do a ladder stitch like it's some kind of magic trick but here's the actual use case for it: closing a seam you can't reach the inside of. in all other cases, if you're fixing a ripped seam on pants, or on a tshirt, the ladder stitch is a messy, glorified running stitch.

[throo]

It’s extremely important that you listen to this video by averagedesignedwood with the sound on

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[isabellaofparma]

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

[sergle]

this is so important

[schofielded]

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

[foone]

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

[mirahimage]

You might say, there's a vas deferens between the two

[vetisntdead]

Boooo

[important-animal-images]

[blondebrainpowered]

[teaboot]

Hey babe, are you a book? Because I kinda wanna break your spine

[teaboot]

Are you a furby? Because I'm doing everything I can to turn you off

[teaboot]

Are you. A bottle. Cause I want to throw you in the ocean. to send a message

[teaboot]

Are you. Marijuana? Cause I wanna plant you in my backyard. and lie to the cops about it.

[teaboot]

You must be vodka. The way my affiliates could arrange for you to be smuggled across eastern europe in a series of small, discrete packages

[teaboot]

You are.... a spider. The way you are widely disliked across multiple continents for reasons that appear irrational but likely stem from a primitive survival instinct

[teaboot]

You must be a prion the way you're still capable of fucking with my head after I lit you on fire

Are you a spoon. Because I think if I bring you home you'll end up in my roommate's bedroom

You're like a new MRI machine they way you need someone to put you in the hospital

You and I could be a miracle. The way we could never be a thing without the interference of a god

You have me feeling like a fly. The way I need to desperately throw myself at the nearest window

Looking at you is like staring into the sun. It feels bad and the longer I do it the worse it gets

You remind me of my dad

[teaboot]

Baby you're like the ocean. Because you're cold, salty to the point of being toxic, and have driven countless men to madness and despair

Girl are you a three legged wardrobe cause you are just the worst dresser

You remind me of an exotic flower the way you keep killing house cats

You make me believe in destiny. The way my struggles to divert you seem futile

Honey are you from Tennessee? Because your crime rate is 63% above the national average

My man is like a cup of coffee, the way his existence is highly dependant on inhumane business practices

If loving you is a crime, then send me to jail. For unrelated charges. So I can get away from you

[isalikescherriesandblue]

Who hurt you teaboot?

[teaboot]

You want that list alphabetical or in ascending order of severity

[swarnpert]

never watched it but at all times i have the phrase "U U Hockey Show" trapped in my brain

[swarnpert]

this fucking image

[amazoogle]

[enolaholmess]

how dare you leave this in the tags