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“dude” but like romantically
“babe” but like platonically
“Sweetheart” but like rivalry
You know what, looking back on it, my friends and I survived the Bush Presidency
We would have survived a McCain Presidency
We would have survived a Romney Presidency
I honestly worry that there are some people who would not survive a Trump Presidency
I don’t care how much you love Gary Johnson, or Jill Stein. On November 8, 2016, one of two things will be true: either Hillary Clinton will be elected President, or Donald Trump will be elected President.
Which one, HONESTLY, would be worse?
This isn’t the year to “vote your conscience.”
There’s a fucking dangerous man one election away from being President.
This is the year to vote to survive.
Any other year, this would be an exaggeration. We survived Bush, we could have survived McCain or Romney. This year, Trump’s danger is no exaggeration.
Don’t vote your conscience, vote to survive.
We will not, not, NOT SURVIVE Trump.
The LGBT community will not survive.
The communities of middle eastern descent will not survive.
Women, especially women who want a right to choose, will not survive.
The black community will not survive.
The latino community will not survive.
The disabled community will not survive.
I guarantee that there are more groups.
We as a country will not survive a Trump-Pence Presidency
The poor will not survive
Please understand that Trump plans to not only do what the US did to Japanese Americans in WWII on a massive level with Mexicans and Muslims but also destroy the economy with it
Somehow this post is going around again and it’s appeared on my own dash and I still think Trump is going to kill us all. Y'all’s protest votes did nothing.
Hey look it’s my post from 2016
Now that it’s almost 2020, can you see that this wasn’t a fucking exaggeration
Do you understand now
This is going around again and now that we’re in the Democratic Primaries and y'all are already saying about how you’ll stay home if you’re favorite doesn’t win I’d just like to remind y'all that people are dying in the Trump administration
People are dying in concentration camps at the border
Trump rolled back Obamacare and now millions more people are without insurance
Trump is rolling back environmental regulations and climate change and pollution will kill us
States are banning abortion which will affect millions of poor women and women of color and SCOTUS night overturn Roe v Wade
Hate crimes against Jews and people of color and LGBT people are going up
There are Nazis in the White House and marching in the streets
And Trump has given tax cuts to billionaires and appointed judges that will take away your constitutional rights
Are you happy with your choice to vote third party? To stay home? Was it worth it? Was all of this worth it?
We’re facing the same choice again. We can’t have four more years of this.
Fight like hell for your candidate in the primaries. Then if and when they lose, get in line behind the winner.
We failed in 2016. The life and death stakes in 2020 are even higher.
Vote. For. Democrats.
Vote. for. D E M O C R A T S.
HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM
FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS
KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS
“You look slow and easy to kill”
Jeremy didn’t come to play
I’m screaming Jeremy
“i tHiNK You ARE NAUGHtY FOR HAviNG SlAVES”
This is why telling kids elves make the presents is a bad idea.
Jeremy is not FUCKING AROUND, Mr Claus
Jeremy is taking non of your shit santa
can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019
anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side
anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important
As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.
Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….
Wow this is the most biphobic thing I’ve seen on Tumblr for a while
If you think bi women should pick a side, then go unfollow me. If you think bi men should pick a side, go unfollow me. If you think bi women should pick a side, go unfollow me. Biphobia is not respected here.
get o u t
*banging pots and pans* IF YOU THINK ANY BI PERSON SHOULD PICK A SIDE BLOCK ME RIGHT NOW
Seriously
Don’t even touch my blog with a thirty foot pole. It’d be a bit stupid following someone who’s bi if you’re biphobic, yeah?
ight, just block me right now if you’re this biphobic. not even sorry, this is just bullshit. fuck you.
10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose
can you please just do it anyway it’d save a lot of time for something that will inevitably happen
New rule: every time you see this please consider reblogging
I just don’t get it
different people see different possibilities
Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.
Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…
Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers
“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”
…buddy.
idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.
the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.
#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg
The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS.
I was an artist’s model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester, despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team’s afternoon practice, but I’m in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me, spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places.
Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor’s whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I’m just dozing, ‘cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest I’d been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth.
And then I fell asleep.
And then I fell off the stool.
I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me. Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn’t just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick.
Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up.
After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn’t dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because I’d done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I’d modeled for, and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences.
postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who’d eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me, and then said hello, excitedly, saying, “sorry, I didn’t recognize you, I’ve never seen you with your clothes on!”
This is honestly so delightful and accurate
That’s so fucking funny
Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last
The Irishman 2019
Not to get controversial or anything but can we stop with making fun of women being abused by their husbands and playing it off as ‘straight culture’
I lost 10 followers for saying we shouldnt make fun of domestic abuse victims.
can we also please stop making fun of men being abused by their wives thanks
Good addition
Can we also stop acting that domestic abuse is just a “straight” thing?
It’s literally teaching our baby gays that any same sex relationship their going into is safe and they don’t need to be worried about being abused and controlled.
Another good addition
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
Tis the season
no it isn’t??
Falalalalalalala
ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH
SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs
IT’S FUCKING JULY
ah, so we meet again cursed post-
I meeded to see this holy-
IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER
It is time
sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath
The emphasis Homer put on “*my* thoughts” implies that he heard Skinner as well, and that telepathy is passed down the patriarchal Simpson line
there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end
There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it
The spirits in my house at 3 am
This is what true friendship looks like.
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”