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school is for losers I should be drawing Johnny Cade right now

me thinking about fine shyt every night

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theblack-dog

The greatest day of Steve's life was when he was forced to attend one of Ponyboy's track meets with Soda, and during a race Ponyboy missed a hurdle and fell so hard both his shoes flew off.

fotibrit

big fan of the idea that Stark Industries starts selling basic household appliances once the weapons manufacturing gets dropped. SI toaster. SI curling iron.

But with this idea I also need there to be a “stark industries households” youtube channel that is, technically, an official SI channel. But it’s not in the slightest used for marketing or anything of the sort. Tony is the only one with the password and every video uploaded is tony going through how to use that machine.

Someone can’t figure out how to empty their damn fancy vacuum and they look up the model on youtube to figure it out, and are greeted by the CEO of the company doing a WILDLY informal tutorial on how to use it and common issues and such.

The videos are often shot by DUM-E or U. Tony often looks very disheveled, and sometimes there’s unrevealed projects just sitting out in the background. Tony acts like he’s talking to an audience of five people and usually there’s five or six videos uploaded back to back, CLEARLY shot in one sitting.

(Tony likes doing them because it’s a very simple way to ease the “Tony stark dead at ___” headlines without doing a damn press conference. The videos also make people a bit less intimidated by him, and he rarely gets to interact with his creations in an authentic way with an audience.)

neufer

The MDWAGCU (Matt Dillon with a Gun Cinematic Universe)

Let's be friends

heh… me

this is it right

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

mfs are really out here celebrating the foul dust that trailed in the wake of Gatsby's dreams.

beforebloodbooks

The Great Gatsby? The book he banned for being gay? The book about how the wealthy don't give a fuck about the poor? The book about how the evil of society and greed and money will outweigh the love two characters can share? The book demonstrating the way the poor cannot escape their social standing when the rich are so flippant about their lives?

The book where the two characters symbolising lower classes were George- who went mad when his wife was killed by a rich woman and her boyfriend and when she slept with the rich womans husband, obsessing over a God he saw in capitalism- and Myrtle who is used by the only person she loved and assaulted, ridiculed, murdered and sexualised?

The book where the only character who attempts to escape social standing is so blindsided by wealth he ends up losing sight of what matters and gets shot because even his rich girlfriend, the character he spends most of his life pursuing and loving and who claims she loves him in return, doesn't care about him?

The book criticising capitalism and class heirarchy?

THAT Great Gatsby?

pickletimeohyeah

My parents think I’m watching pay gorn the way he’s moaning bruh.. had to turn the volume down… bill murray… freaky ass..

hieronymusdosh

pedulum-chronometry

Concept: Murderbot sticker that says “Gender is a construct and so am I”

hi-welcome-to-fartchie

MB: I kept my face secunit neutral

MB’s face:

sketchyslushies

Johnny hates purly and I hate jally nuff said

lord-kitschener

thedreadpiratecam

Why he light skinned?

yourladyindank

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

fancynewaddress

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

lookwhathappenedtomack

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

lets-talk-about-sects

Oh no

the-golden-ghost

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.