I think I'm getting there

Aussie 35-year-old woman who does whatever, no themes or consistency to be found here

[unholyhollander]

thinking about how “shanebug” could have been baby shane’s nickname from david and yuna. specifically thinking’s about fat baby shane who is now fat toddler shane and is obsessed with bugs and loves toddling around with a little antenna headband on, and for halloween insisted on being dressed up as a ladybug!!! and he was so excited about the costume he kept wanting to wear it every day everywhere all the time!! years and years later shanebug has been mostly retired as a nickname (though a teary-eyed david definitely hugged him tight and said “so proud of you shanebug” when shane was drafted, and yuna whispered a “oh my poor little shanebug” while running her fingers through shane’s hair as he slept in his hospital bed after his broken collarbone and concussion.) but one day ilya and shane are over at the hollander family home and the photo albums are out and this one is of shane in his peak shanebug era and ilya looks at the photos of a happy sleepy toddler shane, freckles just starting to appear on his face, in his ladybug costume after halloween clutching his little trick or treat pumpkin filled with candy and cries at how cute he is. he then proceeds to call shane his ladybug in russian and kiss him all over his face while shane laughs and the name joins his list of pet names he uses on shane

[tinylilhollander]

I totally believe that Shane and Ilya, using their vast hoards of wealth, are using it to play out their crazy sex roleplays with a degree of accuracy and budget mere mortals like us can only dream of.

Their favourite is "Mr Landlord" where Shane buys a shitty little house or apartment or something, and pretends to be a landlord renting it out, while Ilya pretends to be looking for a cheap place to stay. And they haggle back and forth about a price because the rent is always too high, until eventually Ilya is like "Maybe I can pay the lower rent and make the rest up to you in another way." 😏

And then they keep it for several weeks, sneaking away to the house or apartment to fuck on a shitty mattress in every room until they get bored and sell it again.

But crucially, Shane is getting a team in to renovate and fix it up each time before selling it on so that he makes a neat little profit. That's Part Of It. It turns Shane on to know that he's Winning at property, and it turns Ilya on that his husband is so fucking turned on by resale values.

[eastofshane]

They had a great day at the cottage, they invited some friends and drank some beers. Shane is a little tipsy, his heart light with the afterglow of a good day that he gets to end with the man he loves. They are sitting outside at the fireplace and Shane is getting all up into Ilya's business, crawling into his lap, kissing and biting his neck, his hips moving on their own account when Ilya rests his hand on Shane's thigh. "What are you doing, sweetheart?" Ilya asks and Shane can feel him smile against his cheek. "Nothing, I just missed you. Wanted a chance to get you alone all night. Wanted- wanted you." Shane slurs with another low grind into Ilya's flank, and Ilya finally finally moving his hand on Shane's thigh just high enough to cup his dick through his pants. "Be my good Shane and show me then."

[janehollandeer]

I love premature ejaculation ilya. thinking about ilya going in raw for the first time and coming the second he’s fully inside shane while shane makes fun of him for it but is charmed and flattered all the same literally makes my life worth living

[grabmyboner]

shane really loves when he’s on top and he’s slowly grinding and really feeling himself and getting lost in the sensation of being full and he opens his eyes to look down at ilya and ilya has his hands behind his head with his big biceps just budging out each side of his head and his armpit hair on full display and his pupils are blown wide and he’s slightly opened mouthed with a small smile on his lips watching shane’s face and just taking in how much shane is enjoying having his cock inside him.

[freckled-moss]

I believe leaning on my favorite person for hours on end with no intention of conversation would fix me

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[in-the-hollanov-trenches]

You know how little kids think their teachers live at school? Little Shane thought his peewee hockey coach lived at the rink and he was sooooo jealous. Always angry kitten after practice when he had to go home and the coach got to STAY

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL

[bugslibraryy]

Guys Ilya and Shane doing their little opposite sitting on the couch, maybe at home in Ottawa or at the cottage one year- toes playing with each other, pulsing against each other while they have phone scrolling time. Eventually Ilya drops his phone to his chest and sighs and pouts at Shane, another big loud sigh before Shane is looking up from his phone like 🤨 what. Ilya is like I need a kiss now please. And Shane is like hmm but you’re very far away. And Ilya is like pleaseeee. And Shane is huffing, rolling his eyes. “If you want a kiss, come here then” Shane says, then goes back to scrolling. Ilya whines but then he’s moving to crawl up Shane’s body, complaining and whining that Shane doesn’t love him, he won’t give him kisses it’s been days, years since they kissed and then when he’s shoving his face at Shane’s cheek, Shane turns his head, catches his face in both hands and catches him in a hot wet kiss, licking into his mouth, hearing Ilya hum happily

[argillaforma]

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

[justshadowchan]

[monsieurclavier]

rocky, researching human sexuality on the portable thinking machine: *notices the proliferation of the phrase "rock-hard" in human porn* rocky, slowly turning to grace: humans sexually attracted to rock, question? grace, spitting out his coma slurry: wha-- rocky, in his most shit-eating tone: grace attracted to rocky, question? grace: grace: i'm going to throw that damn laptop out the airlock. rocky, smugly: was not a no, statement. humans like riding rock-hard things, question? grace: oh, for the love of--just kill me now-- rocky: grace not need to be embarrassed. rocky understand. rocky is rock-hard *all the time*, statement.

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses

[ngalitzine]

Is proper grammar 🍑

[smokingrozanov]

I think Shane as a child had to physically leave the room if Yuna was watching Full House because anytime Uncle Jesse came on the screen he felt like his entire body was vibrating & his face would feel so hot & his tummy would go fuzzy but he could never get himself to look away