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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
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$LAYYYTER

blake kathryn
wallacepolsom
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever
Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
hello vonnie

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@pineywiney
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you
great job everyone lets hit the showers
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brainâs about four times the size of a catâs
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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SPONGEBOBâŚ
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
At the grocery store boiling all the eggs with my mind
*goes behind you and freezes them with my mind*
Now now kids, we've talked about this. No altering the thermal state of the eggs at the grocery store, or no video games for a week
*crosses my arms and rotates a cube in my mind*
*stops your cube from rotating*
NOOOOO
five stars
Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo whereâs your horribly dense wine Iâve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: Itâs called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*
Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings
Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me
Me: Nope, Iâm doing this for free.
Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*
Me: WHEREâS THE SALT???
Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south
Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.
Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*
Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?
Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine Iâm keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?
Woman: I suppose?
Me: Sweet. *walks off*
Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*
Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?
Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from weâre in the middle of the ocean
Me: Can I have that fruit
Sailor: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*
Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*
Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*
Roof climbing child: Who are you?
Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*
Child: Why are you dressed like that?
Me: Because I can.
Me: *arrives home totally plastered*
Friend: You know youâre supposed to water down that kind of wine right
Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.
watching AOC grilling Mark Zuckerberg made my afternoon
Wow, this is SUPER revealing. Mark Zuckerberg knows exactly what he's doing and he knows that it will make him powerful, so he straight up lies to Congress or withholds information without any shame whatsoever
As someone who follows politics and analyzed policy, Iâve not seen someone who skillfully questions people quite like AOC. She is very adept at honing her questions to create a narrative that the lay person can digest and interpret on their own. This is why her lines of questioning are frequently newsworthy when much of congressional testimony never is seen by the public, because sheâs able to elicit responses that make sense to people who donât follow politics regularly. The right fears her because of how intelligent and skilled she is.
world heritage post
âTrick or Yeet!â I shout to the children when I open the door. âYeet?â one says confusidly. I shrug. âYeet it is.â I throw the child.
Not Halloween but, okay.Â
okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER⢠the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but Iâm not sure what color this flag is but thereâs a flag and Iâm confused.
about to post something really great
Wait wait hang on I gotta find something
FOUND IT
Can't wait for their collab
âYouâre all doing very well! Show him what Bertrand Bell and his Sorcerous Swords have to offer!â
mutuals you would be best friends with if either of you actually bothered to dm the other but instead youâll just interact sporadically and call that friendship