Spider-man DC crossover where instead of ending up in Gotham, Peter is in Metropolis. He ends up working as a photographer for the daily planet (he said he was 18 on his application but everyone at the planet knows that kid is like 16 max).
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Peter on a rooftop near where superman is dealing with an alien threat, taking pictures of superman for an article.
Clark making sure to keep the threat away from Peter, while also posing every once in a while so Peter gets a good shot. When asked about his strange behaviour afterwards, Clark explains that the new photograph for the planet deserves to get good pictures because he’s just such a sweet kid.
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Peter showing Clark some of the pictures he took recently. Looking from pictures of superman to Clark, over and over.
Peter later that day: oh fuck Clark is superman
Having a mental breakdown because how does that man have a secret identity? He doesn’t even wear a mask! Cue the realisation that it’s not the mask protecting his own secret identity, it’s the fact that no one around him ever thought he could be spider-man.
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Clark hearing about this new Spider-man guy. Assuming he’s a new superhero joining the good fight.
Later having his whole world view changed because this bright and sarcastic kid is a vigilante?! He thought all vigilantes were like Batman, and this kid is nothing like Batman.
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Clark who’s finally interacting with spider-man after months of them somehow narrowly avoiding each other when they’re out superheroing. Recognising and admiring another hero who believes in protecting ‘the little guy’ (as spider-man calls them).
They then go around helping old ladies cross the road, and rescuing cats from trees together.
Clark the next day hearing Peters heart beat: oh fuck Peter is spider-man
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Clark and Peter dancing around each other for weeks, having no clue how to confess what they know to the other.
They end up alone together at some point and each of the starts speaking at the same time. They then laugh and ask each other how the figured it out.
They keep rescuing cats from trees and helping old ladies cross the road together.
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Clark deciding it’s time that Peter meets the Justice League. Taking Peter to the watch tower and introducing him to everyone.
Batmans dad sense starts going off, this is definitely a sarcastic acrobatic teenage vigilante without parents. Bruce has adopted Peter by the end of the day.
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Metropolis, confused (and slightly betrayed) because spider-man has left them. For Gotham of all places.
Gotham, convinced there’s no way this Metropolis kid can handle their city. They’re very wrong. Everyone quickly realises that spider-man is basically just a robin with a weird name. He has a few thousand Gothamite fan pages by the end of the week.
I FUCKING CALLED IT!!! THEIR MAKING A CROSSOVER COMIC












