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dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

dinomoder

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

gay-mooshrooms

alienranpo

“the intrusive thoughts won” “that’s psychotic” “i’m so delusional haha” “narcissistic abuse” “the weather is so bipolar” SHUT UP!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

swagophile

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

You are very mean and nasty to others for no reason. Hope you forgot why and heal yourself.

I'm not hating on user thevampirecaspian or the other commenters, ofc you're allowed to have an opinion. I just disagree with it.

Did we watch the same episode? Are we watching the same season, people?

I got mad that they didn't know that ep 6 isn't season finale, it takes one (1) google search. I commented something stupid and moved on. I guess I'm "very mean and nasty to others for no reason" after saying the mildest thing ever.

Now seriously, i disagree with user nightilands and OP because i think it's a mistake from us as the viewers and the show's creators to treat TVL as a third season for IWTV, for me, it should've been a spinoff. It has a new intro, a new name, a different narrator and a different story. It's based on a different book. Yes it has the same protagonists but it's a total 180° on what we've seen in IWTV.

I can't blame user loustat-0 for not liking the season bc it has less loustat in it. They know what they like.

I guess i should use tone indicators next time. You don't know what someone really means behind a screen.

#I'm replying bc I'm bored and like some silly internet drama #the vampire lestat #interview with the vampire #iwtv #tvl #loustat #ask reply #anon ask #I get anon hate for the stupidest things fr one time i got anon hate for saying necrophilia is wrong

ryebreadgf

meltingpotofinterests

reticent-vampire

another normal day at the normal things to say factory for assad zaman

capitanpoops

oh no he's hot

bluebell218

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

bluebell218

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.