YOU MUST FIX YOUR HEART

AND YOU MUST BUILD AN ALTAR WHERE IT SWELLS

[pokepistols]

hi its grey. @pogbur uhm. ill get to making this blog pretty eventually

[pokepistols]

tumblrs not letting me delete my main account which i think is illegal so i will be threatening them

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

we are in a media literacy crisis

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

friendly reminder that characters don't need to be saints to be entertaining. and telling a story does not mean endorsement. art does not need to be all about morally good people.

[vergess]

IDK if this was meant as hyperbole but it's literally true:

Adult literacy is low.

Child literacy is low.

Information literacy has shifted dramatically in the last decade, but reputable information sources like research journals and factual news reporting have been unable to keep pace.

We are genuinely in a crisis of media literacy, with ever fewer genuinely factual resources available in the style and language used by contemporary audiences.

It may sound condescending, but we genuinely need to remind people, or worse, explain to them for the first time that art is not evidence of real world behaviour.

So, thank you, for this reminder. Genuinely.

You're correct:

Art does not need to feature exclusively morally pure characters. Art is not proof of the creator's secret, violent desires.

[septicake]

not to be nsfw on main, but like

I kinda wanna walk into an active construction site without the proper ppe

[septicake]

wait no go away no reboggling cease

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

10k notes, to me

Sorry OP, but the post is a banger

[aqueousstar]

Achievement Unlocked:

Containment class: Safe

Fail to make a post breach containment

[pointless-achievements]

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

FOLLOWERS:

KILL

[pointless-achievements]

I appreciate your enthusiasm but I think we're past that point.

[sirfrogsworth]

I think one of the most frustrating things about modern conservatives is when they hate something for the wrong reason. And then you have to defend something you also hate.

"I hate Disney!" "Yes, their view on labor has been..." "Because of their woke garbage movies!" "Oh."

[sirfrogsworth]

"I am sick of these Disney remakes!" "Yeah, it would be nice if they focused on creating original IPs instead of copy/paste remakes of animated classics." "They cast a black mermaid!" "Oh."

[thefrogman]

"Facebook is evil!" "Yeah, selling user data without consent was..." "They deleted my post about whites being replaced!" "Oh."

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[taretaglia]

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

[madame-helen]

[mortalityplays]

21/27 movies listed here are sequels or remakes, and of the six that are first instalments, one is based on a colleen hoover book and one is a fucking Minecraft movie. kill hollywood faster.

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[depsidase]

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[qqchurch]

[spectra-bear]

[koko2unite]

IM SO FUCKING READY

[catchymemes]

[himejoshikomaeda]

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it’s super embarrassing. if you’re a sub you can be like “ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<” and it’s kind of endearing. if you’re a dom and you say “i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today ..” and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there’s no coming back from that

[dadsmell]

[coralei]

callback to the time I wrote literal pages of lore and worldbuilding, including a universe with a creation story, afterlife metaphysics, and a timeline featuring the rapture, a divine astral plane turf war, and the introduction of gods and magic to the modern mortal world

for a kink scene where I roleplayed as a sexy demon lady

I workshopped my character’s name, voice and personality and wrote an entire universe to hold her. for a scene that lasted about an hour. if that’s not DMing but for sex I don’t know what is

[coralei]

your honor ive been murdered

[earnest-peer]

Good news: At that level of prep I don’t think it’s improv anymore.

Bad news: turned on by amateur theater

[psychotic-gerard]

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

[princessofkazakhstan-deactivate]

[will-x-vi]

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

[cocogarapinao]

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

[joanhello2]

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.