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all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

mcsryaoihell

my bonnies

keriarentikai

A quick little update to my Fandom Permission Statements post, which asks authors to put a permission statement in their ao3 bio!

It makes sense that podficcers aren't allowed to post works without being given permission onto ao3, but DID YOU KNOW that this counts for Anonymous and orphaned works as well?

So here's my new plea to authors: if you anonymize or orphan your work, and you're okay with it being podficced:

Please put blanket permission for podfic in the author's notes before orphaning or anonymizing!

Thank youuuuuuuuuu

keriarentikai

Another day, another fic that was orphaned without permission added 😭

If you're reading this and you're a fanfic author who didn't know about this rule, please consider reblogging!

keriarentikai

I've seen a couple of people in the tags thinking about whether or not this policy of ao3 fits in with podficcer norms and whether it's enforceable by ao3 and gosh, wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to worry about that dilemma at all because there's a "Podfic Welcome" tag or permission in the notes?

(thank you so much to people who have been reblogging this! I've seen a lot of folks in the tags say they didn't know this!)

Save the orphan!!!!

... ed works from never being podficced

puddingcatbeans

mdzs, a summary:

you either die as jin ling's uncle or live long enough to become jin ling's uncle

#or are reborn again as jin ling's uncle

weaver-z

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

happiebirdie

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

acerby

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

mumblesplash

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

lost-my-gender-in-the-war

I love how horrifying it must be to be a speedster

No other superhero really shows the body horror and cosmic horror the same way speedsters do

Also, other heroes don’t seem to notice how serious it is, because these are the silly “my power is run fast” guys

fellaorg

I don't know if this is the case for other speedsters but for Bart his powers are portrayed as a disability quite often

unionizedwizard

everything so scary & forever .

unionizedwizard

the-messy-artist

Has this been done yet

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

yummy-yummy-mmmbones

me and my mom have been laughing at this for ten minutes i cannot comprehend this

notahorseindisguise

you told your mum about me ..... what are we

cheesenames

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

the-fallen-blue

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

assiraphales

its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that