All my random stuff

I should probably edit this eventually She/her, I'm a minor so please be appropriate! I like lots of things

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[littlefreya]

As long as you write without using AI, it’s gonna be gold. ✨

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[butter-huhs]

New tag game BECAUSE. I‘m curious and have strong associations for all of you

What inanimate object/objects is prev?

Tags below!:

@mikehasfleas - A Lime, or more specifically Limeade

@charlesthegreat99 - a funky shaped mini bottle

@rainworldobsesseddemon - A pear blossom flower

@florpyglorp - an ornamental dagger

@strangerconnection - a drippy candlestick or a vintage kaleidoscope toy

@p3rpetual-moti0n - A glass dip pen or a calligraphy pen

@scrunglybingus - Glass apple beads for bracelets

Aaaand open tags!

[rainworldobsesseddemon]

prev is a shiny yellow rock or perhaps a honeybun (because of the raccoon comment from years ago)

or a cluster of small red berries that birds like to eat

@hermits-that-craft @wisdomsgemini @lost-at-534 @deedeebubbles-g-o-i @goldfrog @mossy-paws @spokes-wormhole @cerciscanadensis

[cerciscanadensis]

you're a daisy or a fluffy yellow pompom for some reason

taglist (dm or comment if you want to be added/removed): @scrunglybingus @fynchfire @p3rpetual-moti0n @und3rstandabl3 @austin003 @gay-little-isopod @jaydoesrandomstuff @gooseontheloose11 @gloomurai-official + anyone else that feels like it

[fynchfire]

Cloud

@potatocat1931 @enderm1te @iiinkos @gay-little-isopod [sorry for the double tag] and anyone else who wants to

[potatocat1931]

Hmmm mechanical pencil perhaps? (I'm not very good at this sorry)

@goodbye432 @tamiyoiscool & @fynchfire (back to you because I am curious) and anyone who wants to :3

[koiagain]

woewwwww your deleted messages Do not make me anxious at all because i am a normal person with a regulated nervous system ❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏😊😊😊

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[satan-offical]

"ai is used for people without artistic talent" use picrew

[b0nkcreat]

i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

[feiyuekungfushoes]

Self-defense Techniques

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[petessweetindulgences]

Reblog. Save a life.

[creammmmycococenter]

Just like that

[nonyayo2]

Hell, I need to practice these too!🤷‍♂️

[beardedmrbean]

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

it takes the same amount of for someone to rip open a ballsack as it takes to open a bag of chips

just saying

[zeta-finnish]

But like, self defense is both ways (in the way that a woman would attack a man)

i would not hesitate to elbow a woman if i was attacked without a good reason.

[imightbeafaerie-official-offical]

These hands are rated E for everyone

[fynchfire]

Oh also, if you strike someone in the armpit hard enough, it’s lethal [according to my old karate coach]

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[free-my-mindd]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fruitcakebro]

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

[snoodly-boop]

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

[raspberryslut]

I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

MUSIC | Fortress Dwellers

Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan

[fynchfire]

Here have a cool rock!

Ty

Looks like a piece of steak tbh

[potatocat1931]

it definitely does

[fynchfire]

:)

[potatocat1931]

:]

[fynchfire]

Here have a cool rock!

Ty

Looks like a piece of steak tbh

[potatocat1931]

it definitely does

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[pelahnar]

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”